((Please don't sue me for my name.))

====== ZOINKS ======
> *Spins around a in a swivel chair behind a desk.*

> Ah, welcome!

> I see you have found my wonderful wiki page!

> I do hope you enjoy your stay. And please, don't leave any angry cats lying around, alright?

> Thanks.

> Love, Zoinks
===== JINKIES =====
Zoinks is, like, the chillest dude((Note: The narrator is agender, the character is female.)) person there is.
==== LET'S SPLIT UP, GANG ====
Previous forms:
  * Okay, so, imagine this one person with really cool hair. Now imagine that person's made of //literally rainbows//. That'd be Zoinks!

>> What the fuck

> Look, dude, shit happens, okay?

>> Yeah, but like... what the fuck?

> Don't ask me!

  * Alright, alright, now imagine some sort of rosebush. Okay, got it? Now imagine that it's alive and the roses are ALSO rainbows!

>> ...

> ...

>> ...

> RAINBOWS!

>> ...

>> Aren't rosebushes normally ali-

> MOVING ON!

  * They've also been some other stuff. Yeah, stop asking, I didn't keep track.
=== WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK? ===
> You bet your sweet ass I would.
== ... ==
> The end.

===== OR IS IT? =====
Some more important info, shown in a rather nice image:\\
{{http://i.imgur.com/8tXGRMW.png?250|That's Zoinks. In the background.}}((Factual basis of this is still being calculated. Until then, this should be considered fact.))\\
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Some more facts:
  * They're a leader of [[QQQ]]. Does, like, 99% of the paperwork.
  * They like answering questions.
  * They like playing with the wiki.
  * Doesn't lie all the time.
  * Ask them questions about [[the Game]]((Please.)).