'He was always so quiet. We used to go out and shave stray cats together. It's sad that he won't ever be back, but his mom gave me his Pocket Vibro-Buddy and his abacus.' - Emile Hamsterflinger, Former Next Door Neighbor

'This affinity with butterscotch pudding - think we can get a product placement deal?' - Gary Wockenfuss, Network Sales Executive

'It's either a head injury or that's just the way he is.' - Dr G. Wilhelm Crackbanana, Psychiatrist And Curling Enthusiast

'And yea, verily, Improbable Island is a foul and Satanic TRAP for those who follow the path of VIRTUE! There are even MEN on there who GAMBLE with REALITY and wear HORNED-RIM GLASSES!' - Rev Willoughby Gumball, First Church Of Jeebus Cripes Fundamentally Fundamental, Nonergonomic, Indiana

Having recently scored his <del>second</del> <del>third</del> hrair((I was so impressed by this I think I just went tharn.)) ((May El-a-Hrairah bless you, my child, and may the Black Rabbit of Inle not find you in the dark places.)) [[Drive Kill]], Zog The Disturbed is the founder of [[Kittymorphs Against Shedding]] ((Despite no longer being a Kittymorph himself.)), a holder of unlimited bizarre tee-shirts ((Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Sequels To Highlander.)) ((In A Truly Just World, Yoko Would Have Taken The Bullet For John.)) ((Kansas State Ski Team - Hills Are For Pussies.)) ((My Parents Went To Z'ha'dum And All I Got Was This Lousy, Scorched T-Shirt.)), a bad case of allergies, and a desire to crush the Improbability Drive like the foil tray of a Swanson TV Dinner.

Zog is also the High Priest of the [[eris|First Improbable Island Temple of Eris Esoteric]] and an officer in [[SWEET]].

After a recent [[Drive Kill]], he finally lost his struggle with unreality, gave in to the Dark Side Of Improbability, and accepted his [[Joker]] ((However, he refuses to dress like a Joker. Ties are icky. Top hats are cool, but only if they're purple.)) heritage.