====== Winged Pistachio ======
It's a giant pistachio. With wings. 
He's actually quite friendly, though. But because you're a [[req|greedy]], bloodthirsty [[monster_list|monster]] you're probably going to kill him anyway just because the camera's pay you to. Don't worry. No one will know.((Except the cameras.))((And [[The_watcher|The Watcher]]))((And anyone watching [[real_life|at home]].))((Fine. A lot of people will know.))

To top off the improbability of this thoughtful fellow, he defends himself with paperclips.