====== Willow Vs. Marc ======

//Jokers..// 

[Some other happenings in the CG at the time have been edited out, so that this isn't incredibly long.]

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** blinks out of his daze, coughing as Fourth Wall dust disperses around him.

**Warrant Officer Willow** hurries over to Marc and sits on him. **"Hello,"** she says casually.

**Contender Ari** waves to Marc

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** , quite suddenly, has a beautiful Joker in his lap. He looks quite pleased! **"Hello ma'am."** He responds, equally casual.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** waves at Ari with a grin.

**Warrant Officer Willow** grins at him widely. **"Good day, sir,"** she says and nods curtly.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** , unable to help himself, wraps his arms around her waist and purrs affectionately. **"You're getting heavy."**((Excusez-moi, monsieur?!)) He notes.

**Second Lieutenant Snow Gray** internally goes //"Oh no he didn't"// at Marc's words.

**Warrant Officer Willow** thumps Marc on the stomach. **"Excuse me?"** she scowls at him.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** winces in apparent pain and clutches his stomach. **"Ow! What was that for?!"**

**Warrant Officer Willow** glares at him some more. **"Well, the baby's probably like, what, the size of a grain of rice? You callin' me fat, man?"** she says holding back a grin.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** frowns and stares his wife down, holding back his own smile. **"Yeah, you know what? Maybe I am!"**

**Warrant Officer Willow** glares a nasty glare. She picks herself up and sits down again, heavily, on Marc.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** holds back a chuckle and attempts, feebly, to push Willow off as she lands back on him. **"Get your fat ass off my lap, woman!"**

**Warrant Officer Willow** cuffs Marc's ear. **"Watch your mouth, you insensitive prick!"**

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** growls and smacks her arm lightly. **"Make me!"**

**Warrant Officer Willow** gives him a ferocious look and her eyes flash green. //Marc's eyes elongate, like snail eyes, and curl down to stare at his mouth.//

**Contender Ari** watches with bemusement, this may end badly..

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** blinks in surprise for a moment, before his eyes POOF back to normal. He looks at his wife in disbelief. **"Well, you're getting better at that."**

**Warrant Officer Willow** bursts into giggles. She is never going to get that image ot of her head.

**Spontaneously Anadel**, were she hear, would laugh outrageously at Willow's "punishment"

**Wayward Trickster Marcell's** own eyes start to gleam. //Willow's head suddenly inflates like a balloon, growing so big it eventually causes her to topple forward and headbutt the ground.//

**Second Lieutenant Snow Gray** shuffles her cards, waiting for an answer as she eyes Marc and Willow with mild interest.

**Warrant Officer Willow** blinks at the ground. She pops back to normal and rolls her eyes at Marc.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** waves happily at Kier, before turning his attention back to his wife with a cheeky smile.

**Warrant Officer Willow** waves at Kierssa, and looks back at Marc, eyes flashing green again.


**Warrant Officer Willow** smiles as //Marc's belly grows and swells, his legs and arms thicken, and several chins appear below his original one.// **"You're getting heavy,"** she says, quoting Marc himself.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** sighs and awaits what happens next.


**Wayward Trickster Marcell** gasps, then notices the several chins. **"Haaaaay. This may actually make me seem a lot more macho."**

**Kierssa** laughs at FatMarcell and goes to sit by Snow and Nathan.

**Contender Ari** winces, oh the risks of angering jokers

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** topples forward, now a lot heavier, and squishes Willow's legs.

**Warrant Officer Willow** chuckles. **"Does it now? I thought the man-boobs((No such things! they're Moobs!)) might make you think otherwise."**

**Warrant Officer Willow** ACKs

**Warrant Officer Willow** squirms out from underneath Marcell.

**Wayward Trickster Marcell** POOFs back to normal, before pouncing on his wife and purring in glee. **"Looks like you've gotten the hang of your powers."**

**Spontaneously Anadel** really is not here right now but she may be crying she's laughing so hard.

**Warrant Officer Willow** grins at Marc. **"Looks like it!"**