====== Wiki Guidelines ======

. . .((These guidelines are like a time dilation of Internet degeneration. They slowly but surely turn to l33t speak and internet memes.)) (( . . . and cake.))

We don't have [[how_to_use_the_wiki_of_lies|any]] of these. [[Srsly]].
But if you really, REALLY
 ===== REALLY want some guidelines: =====
3. If anyone breaks a rule, kill a kitten ((That'll learn 'em!))

3. Break all these rules roughly 50% of the time.((Rules were made to be [[broken]], [[hell|dammit]]!))

3. Break the above rule all 50% of that time.

3. This rule trumps all the other rules of the Wiki.

3. This rule trumps the above rules.

3. This rule is not a rule (unless it is or the rule two rules above it is in affect).

3. Rule of Funny trumps all other rules of the Wiki ((Coincidentally, this is roughly 50% of the time.))

3. No rule shall have more than three words, or it is invalid.

3. 3 is best rule.

-1. //Everything// is a [[lions|lion]] in disguise. (([[sneakybastard|Sneaky Bastards]]!))((except lions))

-0. is not divisible.

0. Do **not** enrage the [[Moose]].

1. Do not ingest [[start|Wiki of Lies]].((If accidentally ingested, do not induce vomiting and call your poison control center immediately ))

2. There is no [[plan]]. [[lie|Really]]. Planplanplanplanplanplan!

2.5. Be wary of your [[nemesis]].

3.14. Please hang up and try your call again, if you need assistance, dial your operator, if you are calling long distance, dial 1 or 0 then the number, please hang up and try your call again.

4. Hmmm. This number doesn't seem to [[3|exist]] in the Wiki yet.

5. Being a [[newbie]] is okay, unless [[you]] //are// a [[newbie]].

6. <del>[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GC_ylRHtZs|Screw the rules, I have money!]]</del>
[[reality|The Real world]] **does not exist here!** We would have noticed it by now.

7. For the last time, [[card games]] do not exist in this [[universe]]!((Yeah! Stop living in [[time|the past]]!))((Jes, Jokers play with cards. That doesn't make it a game.))((Although the Jokers seem to find it pretty funny.))

7b. Don't say what should be number. You know, the one bewtween 7 and 9. Twice 4. 10-2. ((Oh, poo.))

7[[Squat|Squats]] will steal your [[req|requisiton]], before killing each other trying to it all for themselves.((Unless they're [[squat_hole|Skronkys]].))((Hey! We of the [[squathole_project|Squat Mafia]] don't fight over requistion. Okay, not much. All right. We do fight.))((Hay is for [[budget_horse|budget horses]], not [[Squat|Squats]]!))

8. Remember to write descriptions for your hut/shack/mansion/cottage/cheese when you build one.((Otherwise we'll just imagine it as a burning effigy of you. Only boring-er. Less good looking. Smellier, too.))

9. This guideline does not exist.

10. And neither does this one.

11.1. [[Cookies]]!

11.2. Raise your hand to forfeit.

11.3. Extend the Guidelines.

11.5. **Extend!**

11.6. [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918#|This]] is what happens when a Joker escapes the Island. Don't let it happen to your family! DON'T LEAVE THE ISLAND! **NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!**

12. If you value your [[life]], you will extend these guidelines.

13. [[Awesome points]] are for awesome people. They are also for [[snickerer|Snickerer's]] amusement.

14. Give me your [[req|money]]!

15. Asking for <del>help</del> kelp is illegal.((In America!))((And just about everywhere else.))

16. Will everyone please stop saying "O^&jz~" in this courtroom!((Um, I'm not sure its physically possible to say that anywhere. //Even// in a courtroom.))

17. If you do not behave, [[Eris]] will smack you with a strudel.((Honestly, I think [[Eris]] could care less about [[you|your]] behavior.))

18. Self-evident truths are self-evident.((At least, we hope they are. No-one's sure.)) ((Wait, isn't that . . . never mind.))

19. Don't gamble with the wind. There are serious [[consequences]].

20. Always keep a bottle of [[Mindbleach]] at hand for emergencies. You'll know what we mean when you see it.

34. It's dicey to Dice with Death, since Death will dice you . . .to . . .death?((Dice are fun.))

[[42]]. The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is [[42]].((This of course raises another question: what is the question of life, the universe and everything?))

99. FEAR ME!

100. [[Cake]]!

101. [[evil|lol]].

102. [[There is no Spoon]].((But now there is 'NO SPOON' (Patent pending) ))

[[hyakugojyuuichi|151]]. Always remember: TV says donuts are high in fat, kazoo, found a hobo in my room, it's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!

1337. H0W 1 M1N3 F0R F15H?!!?//11LULZ1//

[[1984]] A number between 4891 and 1489.

[[A.D. 2101|2101]]. Narrator: In [[A.D. 2101]], war was beginning.((I never said that!))

Captain: What happen?

Mechanic: Someone set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What?

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: Its [[you]].

[[cat|Cats]]: How are you gentlemen. [[lie|All your base are belong to us]]. [[You]] are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What [[you]] say?

[[cat|Cats]]: [[You]] have no chance to survive make [[you|your]] time. Hahaha.

2448. I can has grammar skillz?

2449. I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR((DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!))

9001. Also, [[it's over 9000!]]

9002. It's still [[it's over 9000!|over 9000!]]

40000. B.C. Be Cool.

Bajillion. Words are better then numbers. 1337 Sp3ak is an unholy hybrid that should be put out of its misery.

Bazillion. The amount of [[Skidge|Skidges]] on the island.((at least))((at last count))