[[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20081013232040846|What Do You Do With a Drunken Watcher]] \\
As performed by Icterid and the Bipolar Mandibles at the [[Prancing SpiderKitty]].

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3) \\
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3) \\
Early in the morning.

Buy her a beer((Nonsense. The Watcher only drinks single-malt, sake, and sterno.)) and take you chances((Well, if you **do** buy here a beer, then you get what's coming to ya!))! (x3) \\
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3) \\
Early in the morning.

Put her in a cage until she's sober! (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

Shave her head with a rusty razor! (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

Toss her in bed with a drunken Admin((Are any Admins actually sober on a regular basis?))! (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, up she rises, (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a drunken Watcher? (x3) \\
Early in the morning.

Tie her up((She gets into that.))((It is, however, advisable to use kryptonite chains.)) and sink the failboat! (x3)  \\
Early in the morning.

Whay-hey, down it goes now, (x3)   \\
Early in the morning.

That's what you do with a drunken Watcher! (x3)  \\
Early in the morning!