====Wenches====
===FoilWench===
A dirty conniving old woman who in [[reality]] hails from a system in the Pleiades and is the former girlfriend of [[Captain James Cook]]. She roams the [[jungle]] wielding naught but a [[screwdriver]] and a [[Howitzer]], searching for suckers who will donate a [[cigarette]] in exchange for an [[implants|anal probing]] upgrade. Once she has accumulated enough cigarettes, she plans to extract the tar and commence construction on a highway (to streamline her interests in exporting Crenshaw melons) that will obliterate all life on the island.

She must be stopped.((Update: Has been stopped.))

Ahahahahahaaaa.

===Emily===

[[fickle_wench|FYI.]]

===SaucyWench===


Not much known about her. She's the only waitress at Saucy's Kitchen <del>in [[Improbable Central]]</del> and tends to be very impatient and witchy.((Is that spelled right? I think it starts with a B.)) She dumps any manner of horrid substance in front of you when you don't specify what you want((which you never really get to do.)) and leaves with a sarcastic remark. At least she has the courtesy to give you edible stuff most of the time.

=== NewPitts Fighting Wench ===

=== WENCH ===
A clan named [[wench|Wench's Experimental New Club House]]