Tyler Durham is the name of a peculiar purple aubergine. * Often found in the company of a [[binjali|squash]] who likes to call him Goldilocks, a [[marly|sheep]], and a [[tyr|carpenter]]. * Sometimes explosive, though even-tempered. * Easily won over by marshmallows and hot beverages. * Likes to sleep in other people's chairs. * Known to photosynthesize to a deep red when faced with a tiger or a storm, and more recently when in the company of the aforementioned [[tyr|carpenter]]((May I suggest dressing up as a walrus so that the walrus-aubergine and the carpenter will be obliged to walk hand in hand?)). * Previously spent time beneath a straw hat. Now spends time (unfortunately rotting) beneath a metal pail. * Has been upgraded from pail to striped bucket hat, and is thankfully no longer in need of a sewing kit for his own limbs. This aubergine is fuzzy! It must be moldy. * Is also HYPERACTIVE when under the influence of ANYTHING EXCITING or [[marshmallow|SUGAR]]. For love of Pratchett, keep him away from the cocoa booth! * Is having an existential crisis. You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose? Is it schizoid paranoia or just existential blues? * Has recently been seen in the company of a [[alex_macmillan|dubious fruit]] who causes him to photosynthesize regularly, as well as stammer and generally make an [[arse|ass]] of himself. The status of their relationship is unclear, even to those involved. * There is a dubious fruit update. The aubergine and the dubious fruit have become the single most awkward couple in the history of the Island. Stay tuned for more updates. * The aubergine has been fuzzy, awkward, an [[midget|angry short bastard]], fuzzy again, eternally awkward, strangely squiddy, female, an angry short female, fuzzy, and missing in action since our last report. * Is no longer seen in the presence of the dubious fruit. They appear to have parted on generally amiable terms. * Has rarely been seen for quite some time. Perhaps he is in [[hibernation]]?