Truth is <del>the opposite of lies</del> <del>[[JesusThePirateNinja]]</del> delicious. <del>Both can be found in this page. For example, this sentence is a lie.</del> [[Cake]] is good, [[Caveman Joe]] is evil, and [[the Watcher]] is actually Doktor Improbable. We'll let you decide what that last sentence was.

The Truth is what <del>the [[CIA]]</del>  <del>[[JesusThePirateNinja|JtPN]]</del> your squishy frontal lobe says it is. Or people might start disappearing!

The quest for truth begins with <del>[PPP]] and ends with [[SWEET]]</del> picking up your beak and slapping the rabbit till his nose bleeds(([[Wiki Guidelines|Citation Needed]])).

Remember, the Truth is <del>out there</del> under there((Under where?))((Under **there**)) and the [[CIA]] is holding it <del>hostage.</del> sausage!  Give all your <del>[[cigarette|ciggies]]</del>[[Cookies]]/stop an <del>[[nuclear war]]</del> international peace treaty signing and the Truth won't get hurt.