====== Trogdor! ======
TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!


Trogdor was a [[human|man]]!

I mean, he was a dragon [[human|man]]...

Or maybe he was just a dragon.


But he was still TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!

[[fire_solves_everything|Burninating]] the countryside,

[[fire_solves_everything|Burninating]] the [[newbies|peasants]]

[[fire_solves_everything|Burninating]] all [[contestant|the peoples]]

And their [[cottage|thatched-roof COTTAGES]]!

[[cottage|THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES]]!

(Woah, this has wicked dueling guitar solos!
It's like, Squeedly versus Meedley over here.
Go Squeedly!
Go Squeedly!
SQUEEDLY WINS!)

[[there_is_no_overkill|When all the land is in ruin]],

And [[fire_solves_everything|burnination]] has forsaken the countryside,

Only one guy will remain.


My [[req|money]]'s on TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!

And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... 

===== What is Trogdor, anyway? =====

What is Trogdor you ask?((You don't know? Shame on you.))
Trogdor is a mythical dragon with a beefy arm. It has appeared in such games as [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html|Trogdor]] and [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html|Peasant's Quest]].(([[Mr White and Nerdy]], a [[contestant]] on [[Improbable Island]], knew of this magnificent dragon and decided to raise clones of it and give them to [[contestant|contestants]] who visit his rarely opened pet shop in the [[Common Ground]].))