A tall form of vegetation, from a distance resembling a bush((The plant, not the president.)) on a pole.  Closer up, these often have many side projections, called 'branches,' and open spots where monsters, [[thieving Squat bastards]], and the occasional killer garden gnome can lurk.  Bunches of trees together form a [[jungle]].

After enjoying billions of years as the pinnacle of vegetative evolution, recent research by scientists at Improbable City suggests these plant behemoths may be dying out, as a result of disastrous climate policies pursued by US President Bush((The president, not the plant.)) and other major world leaders.  Not to worry - Improbable City's scientists are working on the situation and have discovered a way to replace the trees that make up the jungle with towering replicas of [[jesusthepirateninja|Jesus the Pirate Ninja]] made out of cottage cheese and toothpicks.  Improbable City and [[you]]:  A partnership for a tree-free tomorrow.