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| **End The\\ Watcher's\\ Tyranny!** | **Free\\ health\\ care!** | **No more\\ Failboating!** | **__Welcome to Ashtu's Anarchy Annex, your Anti-Watcher HeadQuarters!__\\ Please limit your postings to party business\\ Do help yourself to a cup of coffee!** |||
| **Free\\ weapon and\\ armour\\ blessing!** | **Who\\ watches\\ The\\ Watcher?** |[[http://tinyurl.com/44o2yta|{{http://ashtu.org/radio.png}}]]\\ [[drawer_1|{{http://ashtu.org/drawer1.png}}]]\\ [[drawer_2|{{http://ashtu.org/drawer2.png}}]]\\ [[drawer_3|{{http://ashtu.org/drawer3.png}}]]\\ [[drawer_4|{{http://ashtu.org/drawer4.png}}]]|NOTICE - Due to an impending visit from his cousin Horatio, Ashtu may be unavailable for a\\ few days. We apologize for the inconvenience.\\ Sorry, everyone - some minor issues when I went for a drive in the jungle with a blond woman.\\ I'll be back soon. Enjoy the new room upstairs, especially the dartboard!|||
| **The Nasty Rumor\\ about The Watcher\\ is //true!//** |%%%%|:::| **PARTY MEMBERS** - Be sure to check the files - I finally have //proof// of\\ collaboration with The Watcher!\\ //__**BIG NEWS UPDATE!**__// |||
|%% %%| {{http://ashtu.org/print_press.png?60x54}} |:::|Clan SUGAR has graciously invited us to share their environs, and help further\\ our glorious cause! Feel free to apply for membership in the Clan Halls, if you\\ haven't already!\\ The first march around the island has taken place! Sorry I didn't notify anybody else, but it\\ had to be done immediately and quietly. There are notes in the second drawer.|||
|%% %%|%% %%|:::| **EVIDENCE\\ OF BOURGEOIS OPPRESSION**\\ [[cards|{{http://improbableisland.com/images/iitems/railcards/card50.png?28x40}}]] |[[coffee_fixins|{{http://ashtu.org/coffee.png}}]]| (Wadded up in a trashcan, you see:)\\ [[ashtu_twins|A tattered transcript]]\\ [[ashtu_twins2|Another tattered transcript]]\\ [[ashtu_twins3|And another tattered transcript]]\\ [[ashtu_twins4|And yet another tattered transcript]] |
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