This may or may not be an improbably complete list of the standard Improbable Island inhabitant's titles, with the number of Drive Kills needed to **//__earn__//** that title.((Your mileage may differ))

^Title^DK's^
|Rookie|0|
|Contestant|1|
|Returning Contestant|2|
|Civilian|3|
|Contender|4|
|Citizen|5|
|Private|6|
|Lance Corporal|7|
|Corporal|8|
|Sergeant|9|
|Technical Sergeant|10|
|Master Sergeant|11|
|First Sergeant|12|
|Warrant Officer|13|
|Second Lieutenant|14|
|Lieutenant|15|
|Captain|16|
|Major|17|
|Lieutenant Colonel|18|
|Colonel|19|
|Brigadier|20|
|Major General|21|
|Lieutenant General|22|
|General|23|
|Improbable General|24|
|Major Badass|25|
|Lieutenant Badass|26|
|Badass|27|
|Notable Badass|28|
|Extreme Badass|29|
|Chancellor Badass|30|
|Prime Badass|31|
|King/Queen Badass|32|
|Emperor/Empress Badass|33|
|Improbable Badass|34|
|Royale Badass|35|
|Royale Badass with Cheese|36|
|Royale Badass with Special Sauce|37|
|Lord/Lady High Badass|38|
|Lord/Lady High Badass Supreme|39|
|Impressive Lord High Badass Supreme|40|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass|41|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of the Number 42|42|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Fury|43|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Rage|44|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Big Explosions|45|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Most Awesome Destruction|46|
|Grand Master/Mistress Badass of Improbability|47|
|Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods|48|
|Grand Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods|49|
|Transcendent Grand Lord/Lady Elevated Badass of the Gods|50|
|Transcendent Almighty Emperor/Empress of Improbability with Holy Cheese and a Side of Badass Fries|60|
|Bloody Showoff|70|
|Bloody Ridiculous Showoff|80|
|Ludicrous Over-Achiever|90|
|Someone'd better buy a custom title for|100|

Below this line, there be lies.(( Or are they truths? :O ))
|Master Nomologer|400|
|The Wizard of Noms|400|
|The Watcher|1,000,000|
|Admin|1,000,000<sup>2</sup>|
|Mom((Hi, Mom!))|1,000,000<sup>3</sup>|
|Full Metal|50 Bastards|
|Lion|Sneaky Bastards|
|Squat|Thieving Bastards|
|Derp|The one and only|
|SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1!|At 385 characters,((longer than the chat character limit!)) this was the longest title (im)possible.((Its evil twin, "SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw -1!", is just as long)) Awarded for breaking the Island in a very specific way after one's 40th DK. This title was only possible to achieve from [[https://www.improbableisland.com/motd.php?month=2016-06|2016-06-13]] to 2017-07-08,((though if the title was achieved in that window, it could technically be held indefinitely, as long as one avoided changing one's title)) and was only held by [[page 3|Full Metal Lion]].((Though most of the time he went by 'Like a hundred "SpiderKitty Launcher with Integrated Chainsaw +1"s! Full Metal Lion' in order to avoid the wrath of the other denizens of Banter))((Quote from [[CavemanJoe]] upon seeing Full Metal Lion don this title: "How the fuck did you do that."))|