An [[useless_piece_of_meat|extremely pathetic]] [[newbie]] found in the [[jungle]], sobbing like a [[cat|puss]]. He didn't read the [[effayque]] as he "can't be bothered", so deserves all the beatings he gets.((It's not //that// long, so just read it.))

Completely unrelated to That Guy, a Level 15 monster with a Chainsaw and Invisisuit.