======The Watcher's *Ahem*======
This is a popular drinking song, well renowned for it's quaint misogyny. Unfortunately for our readers, an elderly and self-important editor named "[[Enquirer#gerald|Gerald]]" has forbid the writer of this page from printing any of it because it contains, as he calls it, "inappropriate language". He did, however, admit the song was a "catchy little ditty".  

It can be heard on request nightly from Seth, that handsome bard, in The Prancing Spiderkitty along with other famous Island songs, like "[[What Do You Do with A Drunken Watcher?]]", "[[NewHome Is Full of Noobs]]", and "I Had No Idea That Was Your Wife". It can also be heard, despite requests, all the friggin' time in the [[NewHome|Rook's Nest]].