((Probably the worst song on all of [[Improbable Island]].))((And I hope these cameos are okay.))((As a note, this fighting is probably not correct in who would win versus who. It's  just for fun.))((Don't bother starting an argument over it either, you'll be laughed at.))((Alot.))((If things aren't properly linked to someone/something, please link it, there's //alot// to link in here.))
\\ Old [[Bob Zarido|Bobzilla]] was hoppin' around
\\ [[Improbable Central]] like a big playground
\\ When suddenly [[Ferryn]] burst from the shade
\\ And hit Bobzilla wih a Bug-Grenade
\\ Bobzilla got pissed and began to attack
\\ But didn't expect to be blocked by Norris((BillyWogs, a five foot tall t-rex.))
\\ Who proceeded to break a [[tea]] cup or two
\\ When [[Marly]] came out of the blue,
\\ 
\\ And she started beating up Norris
\\ When they both got flattened by the Bug-Mobile
\\ But before it could make it back to the Bug-Cave
\\ [[Caveman Joe]] popped out of his grave
\\ Took a [[BanHammer]] out from under his hat
\\ And blew Ferryn away with a Bat-A-Ban-Ban((Which may or may not be the actual sound the BanHammer makes.))
\\ But then he ran out of petitions and he ran away
\\ Because BuckNasty((Now known as simply 'Buck'.)) came to save the day,
\\ 
\\ This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
\\ Cool characters, Sues,((Because we all know they're everywhere.)) and [[Improbability]] as far as the eye can see
\\ And only one will kill [[Improbability Drive|Drive]], I wonder who it will be
\\ This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
\\ 
\\ Bobzilla took a bite out of BuckNasty
\\ Like the [[Lion]] took a bite out of [[This Guy]]
\\ And then Norris came back, covered in a tire track
\\ But [[Ebenezer]] jumped out and landed on his back
\\ And Ferryn was injured and trying to get steady
\\ When Caveman Joe came back out with a [[SpiderKitty]]
\\ But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
\\ [[Talkydoor]] took him out with her Rank Seven Whip((Which she may or may not have.))
\\ 
\\ Then she saw Bobzilla sneaking up from behind
\\ She reached for her [[weapons|Plasma Gun]], which she just couldn't find
\\ 'Cause Ferryn stole it and she shot and she missed
\\ And Ebenezer deflected it with his fist((Ebenezer's fist impresses me.))
\\ Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
\\ While Caveman Joe tried to pole vault
\\ Onto BuckNasty, but then they collided in the air
\\ Then they both got hit by a Withering Stare
\\ 
\\ This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
\\ Cool characters, Mary Sues, and Improbability as far as the eye can see
\\ And only one will kill Drive, I wonder who it will be
\\ This is the Ultimate Showdown. . .
\\ 
\\ Failors sang out in a gruff chorus
\\ Down from the Improbability Bubble descended Bernard
\\ Who delivered a kick which could shatter [[armor|Invisisuits]]
\\ Into the crotch of Talkydoor
\\ Who fell over on the ground, yelling in a can
\\ As Ferryn changed back into a man
\\ But Bernard saw through her clever disguise
\\ And crunched Ferryn's Bug Friends in between his Thighs
\\ 
\\ And [[Chimental|Alpha]] and [[Chimental|Duchess]] and [[Chimental|Carrie]]
\\ [[Chimental|Eric]] and [[Chimental|Honey]]
\\ [[Chimental|Mirage]] and [[Chimental|Jack]] and [[Chimental|Skull]]
\\ [[Chimental|Jolt]] and [[Chimental|Colonel]]
\\ [[Chimental|Ace]], [[Chimental|Crystal]], [[Chimental|Don]], and [[Chimental|Eve]]
\\ [[Chimental|Wildfire]], [[Chimental|Boss]], every single member of [[Chimental|The League]]
\\ [[Chimental|Levi]] and [[Chimental|Incisor]]
\\ [[Chimental|Sage]], [[Chimental|Demon]], [[Chimental|Hunter]], and [[Chimental|Solar]]((IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE YET, THESE ARE ALL MEMBERS FROM CHIMENTAL.))((Everything's linked to Chimental to make it a bit funnier. Hopefully.))
\\ All came out of nowhere lightning fast
\\ And then kicked Bernard in his ever-changing ass
\\ It was the weirdest battle the Island ever saw
\\ With viewers watching in total awe
\\ 
\\ The battle raged on for a [[Season One|Season]]
\\ Many went to the [[FailBoat]], but for some reason
\\ The Champion stood, the rest saw their better
\\ [[The Watcher]] in her ugly red Sweater ((I'm joking, it isn't ugly.))((No, please, ma'am, I was joking, just jokiaaargiagharaaaAAHH!))((Fff heeheehee.))
\\ 
\\ This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island
\\ Cool characters, Sues, and Improbability as far as the eye can see
\\ And only one will kill Drive, I wonder who it will be
\\ This is the Ultimate Showdown of Improbable Island!
\\ ((Please don't kill me for this.))
\\ 
\\ //Song credit is 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny', by Lemon Demon.//