For travelers unwilling or too weak to risk the trip between [[cities]] on foot, your Travel Agent's office offers a range of flight plans that can transport almost instantaneously to the city of your choice.  The flights are staffed entirely by over-developed gorillas originally trained by the tax collection office, so travelers can expect some rough handling.  Still, the trips boast a nice range of in-flight movies and free noise-canceling headsets, so you don't have to listen to the passenger in the next seat tell you all about the time he killed a Blair Hippo with a sharpened metal stick and a scavenged tin can.  If you cannot afford [[the Watcher]]'s weekly [[failboat| champagne tour]] around the Island, this is the next best way to get where you're going quickly.((Other than towncar.  But those are //expensive.//))