**//The Rescue of Bernard//**


Twas on a dark and soundless night,\\ 
This tale did first begin.\\
While all of CDAG was asleep\\
A wicked thing snuck in.\\

It came too fast; it came too near,\\
And stealthily did creep.\\
It stole a precious thing from them\\
(made MechaMonkey weep.)((Artistic license was taken here))

For CDAG woke to hear the news\\
That dreary, dreadful day\\
That Chauvelin, in manner strange\\
Did steal Bernard away.\\

"Oh what to do?"All CDAG cried,\\
"Our leader's disappeared!\\
Where he has gone, we do not know!\\
The clan was gripped in fear.

But CDAG knew they could not rest\\
With Uncle who-knows-where,\\
And so a quest they undertook\\
In search of Chauvelin's lair.\\

With magnifying glass in tow,\\
A pen and book in hand,\\
They channeled Arthur Conan Doyle,\\
And searched throughout the land.\\

High and low they searched the isle\\
They questioned many men     \\         
They fed a horse some sugar cubes,\\
Gave cookies((rather good cookies at that)) out, and then\\

The final piece fell into place,\\ 
Bernard at last was found,\\
And to a dank and dismal shack \\
All CDAG gathered round.\\

The fight was long, and raged all day\\
But soon at last was done,\\
Chauvelin's final soldier fell\\
The Battle, it was won!\\

So bound in chains, Bernard was found.\\
And CDAG did rejoice.\\
They saved their dearest uncle and \\
They sang in one loud voice:\\ 

"Oh all of CDAG! Tell your mates,\\
Let's sing out loud and clear,\\
We've saved Bernard from Gruesome death!"\\
They gave a rousing cheer.\\

So things went back to as they were,\\
Bernard was safe and sound,\\
But something new has now sprung up,\\
That sandwich Mecha found.\\