(To the tune of Alice Cooper's Billion Dollar Babies. er, ish)

I went into the only inn\\
You greeted me with oily grin\\
And said you had an errand for me.\\

I fell into your trap,\\
Knew there was no going back,\\
When you told me of the quest with glee\\

You\\
Sent me to Cyber City\\
Shrugged and said "What a Pity,\\
[[talkydoor|talky]]'s not eating for a while.\\

Hey!\\
Think of all the money,\\
Don't you think it's funny?-\\
//I// still greet //you// with a smile."\\

I staggered out of Central outpost,\\
Legs a-pounding to their utmost,\\
Risked the ire of sea monster for you.\\

Fought with many a beastie,\\
Continued, oh so sweetly.\\
Despite developing improbable flu.\\

When\\
Finally I found it,\\
Carcasses all around it,\\
I brought it back to you at last.\\

You sniggered to yourself,\\
Put it on a shelf,\\
And sent me back to Cyber City\\ 
Bastard!