==== The Island Grows On You ====
**Composed for forty-two piece STAB ((How's that different from a SATB choir?)) ((More violence.)) choir (with one to four soloists) and rip-roaring((No lions allowed!)) brass band by [[Mr Infrablack]]**


Oh, when I first came here\\ Wet behind the ears\\ I was totally perplexed\\ Things that shouldn't be\\ Kept trying to kill me\\ As I was crying out "What next?!"

Now I've been here a while\\ Adapted to this style\\ And had a bit of fun or two\\ And at the end of the day\\ I can honestly say\\ That this island grows on you\\ **Spoken Solo:** //Like a wart//

Oh, the island grows on you\\ And there's nothing you can do\\ Comfortable feelings spreading like a fungus\\ Yes, the island grows on you\\ It absolutely is quite true\\ Just ask any contestant among us\\ You'll get just one answer and you'll get it quite clear\\ They say "I wanna go home but I rather like it here"\\ I wanna go home but I rather like it here

Now that I have grown stronger\\ I can fight on longer\\ Without worrying how to stay alive\\ Got a mount and a tattoo\\ And there's so much I could do\\ Maybe someday I'll even kill the Drive

No matter where I roam\\ There's times I long for home\\ I'm willing to admit that cuz it's true\\ But never mind anyway\\ Cuz what I'm trying to say\\ Is that Improbable Island grows on you\\ **Spoken Solo:** //Like a rash//

Oh, the island grows on you\\ And there's nothing you can do\\ Comfortable feelings spreading like a fungus\\ Yes, the island grows on you\\ It absolutely is quite true\\ Just ask any contestant among us\\ You'll get just one answer and you'll get it quite clear\\ They say "I wanna go home but I rather like it here"\\ I wanna go home but I rather like it here

**Spoken Solo:** //Key change now, and put some OOMPH in it!//

Oh, the island grows on you\\ And there's nothing you can do\\ Comfortable feelings spreading like a fungus\\ Yes, the island grows on you\\ It absolutely is quite true\\ Just ask any contestant among us\\ You'll get just one answer and you'll get it quite clear\\ They say "I wanna go home but I rather like it here"\\ I wanna GO home but I RAther LIKE it HEEEEERE!

**Spoken Solo:** //It's like a mold//