**The Improbable Island Irregulars**

A motley gang of youths, born and bred in the slums of Improbable Central, and banded together by [[calliaphone]], when the need for an army arose.  Sticky, scruffy, and in many ways revolting, they are also intensely loyal. Their run-ins with Mountjoy and Sister Murgatroyd have become lore among their kind. Peace is yet to be declared.

//Key figures include//:\\ 
**Albert**: calliaphone's lieutenant. A steadfast boy with sticky out ears and a mass of ginger hair. His knees are knobbly but his heart is stout, and he was born a strategist.\\ 
**Stinker Stevens**: brown hair, brown eyes, tattered norfolk jacket. Famed as a crack shot with the conker-loaded catapault, and handy in a scrap. Best if you don't call him 'Robert'.\\ 
**Little George**: the smallest irregular by some distance. Snot-nosed, inclined to whine, and perpetually hungry.\\ 
**Fido and Rover**: improbably horrible puppies.


Part 1 - [[Assembling The Army]]\\ 
Part 2 - [[That's The Ticket!]]\\ 
Part 3 - [[The Irregulars In Cyberia]]\\ 
Part 4 - [[Kidnapped!]]\\ 
Part 5 - [[The Telegrams]]\\ 
Part 6 - [[Search Parties]]\\ 
Part 7 - [[Search Parties II]] or , The Irregulars Meet Their Match\\ 
Part 8 - [[The Return Home]]\\ 
Part 9 - [[The Rescue!]]