Aren't you lucky? The Wiki of Lies can also see the future, namely the weather forecast for after [[season_one|yesterday]]. 

Telling the weather for [[season_two|today]] is useless, of course, since you can just stick your head out a window and check((So get off of your lazy arse and stop bugging us about it)).

[[Season Three|Tomorrow]] will be a time of reckoning, for [[improbability_drive|Horatio]] will forsaken us and no longer invite us over for [[having tea]]. This shall then be followed by light showers of custard.