====== The Double Bed Experiment ======

This scene was originally deposited on the page [[double_bed_newday_messages|Double Bed NewDay Messages]] by Isaac. It was moved to this, more fitting location, by [[page_3|Full Metal Lion]]. That's where the name comes from.((I feel like the name is thematically appropriate anyway.))
===== AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT =====

*I apologize for the weirdness involved in this, I literally just found this export in my files and just had to share it*

2011-09-13 17:52:20: APIS Omega: : responds "General health!" It says, but there is nobody to recieve its answer. Oh well.

2011-09-13 17:53:07: Isabelle Isaac: : nods to the random talking person.

2011-09-13 17:53:14: Art: : looks at the wandering stranger, shrugs and gets back to studying.

2011-09-13 17:54:40: APIS Omega: : nods back.

2011-09-13 17:56:38: Isabelle Isaac: : flops onto a bench with a huff. "I'm bored," she announces to the outpost at large.

2011-09-13 17:57:05: APIS Omega: :, being close, asks "What's boring?"

2011-09-13 17:57:31: Art: : starts chanting for a bit and tries to have a leaf float in the air. Baby steps, really.

2011-09-13 17:58:15: Isabelle Isaac: : shrugs. "Everything. Is there some party everybody is at that I don't know about or something? All the outposts are empty..."

2011-09-13 17:58:53: APIS Omega: : ahs, "What is an outpost?"

2011-09-13 17:59:58: Isabelle Isaac: : points around them. "A place like this. Normally full of people. But now they're not."

2011-09-13 18:00:49: APIS Omega: : aahs! "Like a Shielaz store? It's a place full of weapons."

2011-09-13 18:03:12: Isabelle Isaac: : nods slowly. "That's a good comparison."

2011-09-13 18:03:35: APIS Omega: : hms, "Maybe somebody bought all the people, then, right?"

2011-09-13 18:03:57: Isabelle Isaac: : shakes her head. "That's not really possible."

2011-09-13 18:05:11: First Sergeant Thor Thafrij: : strolls into town whistling a merry sea shanty and twirling his cane (well, actually his crapstick)

2011-09-13 18:05:26: Art: :, concentrating hard, manages to have the leaf shake a bit before flying a good five inches off the ground... a good start.

2011-09-13 18:05:37: rathan: :they wur dropped out of an airplain. i could tel you a hole made up storry how i came in to the island.

2011-09-13 18:05:48: APIS Omega: : asks "Why not?"

2011-09-13 18:06:07: Isabelle Isaac: : shrugs. "I dunno."

2011-09-13 18:06:25: APIS Omega: : hms, "Then you don't know really, right?"

2011-09-13 18:06:26: rathan: :lol. okay. some one cam in to my runndown stone shack.

2011-09-13 18:06:57: rathan: then, he knocked me on the head.

2011-09-13 18:07:37: rathan: :i was loaded in to a hellycoppter and they then dropped me right on to sheelas!

2011-09-13 18:08:32: rathan: then, sheela ordered some crains to get me off the roof op. and then i ran thru the normal things. implant... reseaving money, basig training...

2011-09-13 18:08:52: rathan: the end...

2011-09-13 18:10:08: Bloody Ridiculous Showoff Maniak: : claps slowly. "What a lovely story."

2011-09-13 18:10:51: Isabelle Isaac: : giggles. "I suppose you're right."

2011-09-13 18:11:30: APIS Omega: : then asks "Do you have a name? I have a name, so I know me. Can I know you?"

2011-09-13 18:11:52: Isabelle Isaac: : smiles. "I'm Isabelle."

2011-09-13 18:12:48: APIS Omega: : hms, "You're a bell?"

2011-09-13 18:13:31: APIS Omega: : then extends a glove in a handshake, "Nice to meet you, Is a Bell. My name is Millicent."

2011-09-13 18:13:38: rathan: lol.

2011-09-13 18:14:02: Art: : drops her focus and letting the leaf fly away before hearing the last bit of rathan's story.

2011-09-13 18:14:14: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : walks in, holstering his shotgun over his shoulder.

2011-09-13 18:14:24: Isabelle Isaac: : giggles. "A pleasure." She holds ot a paw and grops the glove firmly.

2011-09-13 18:15:20: Bloody Ridiculous Showoff Maniak: : asks him, "Do you have more stories?" He fishes around in his backpack for a Cookie! and holds it out."I'd pay to hear more!"

2011-09-13 18:16:24: APIS Omega: : shakes back, at what it thinks is equally firmly.

2011-09-13 18:16:41: Isabelle Isaac: : hears something and turns her head, spotting Heath. Grinning, she turns and runs at him.

2011-09-13 18:17:05: APIS Omega: : then says,"Yo--" Oh, she got distracted.

2011-09-13 18:17:24: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : takes his backpack off, sighing. "Brace for impact..."

2011-09-13 18:17:59: Isabelle Isaac: : just keeps running and then grabs Heath, hugging him thightly. "Hey... I'm bored."

2011-09-13 18:19:03: APIS Omega: : huffs. It appears that it is very boring, too.

2011-09-13 18:19:30: Isabelle Isaac: : nuzzles into her husband's chest.

2011-09-13 18:19:30: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : opens his eyes. "Oh, no pouncing. Okay." He hugs back. "Uhm...you don't want to say the b-word."

2011-09-13 18:20:19: Bloody Ridiculous Showoff Maniak: : huffs too. He waves over at Omega. "Quite rude of them, to just wander off, isn't it?"

2011-09-13 18:20:44: Isabelle Isaac: : nods, giggling and dragging him over to Omega. "Yeah, I do."

2011-09-13 18:21:12: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : is dragged along the ground.

2011-09-13 18:21:25: APIS Omega: : nods at Maniak, "Oh, here they come again."

2011-09-13 18:21:54: Isabelle Isaac: : sighs and smiles. "I'm sorry, this is my husband, Heath."

2011-09-13 18:22:01: Lavinia Charles: /me stamps out of basic training, clutching her backpack and bandolier around her in a futile attempt at maintaining her dignity. she glares at everyone.

2011-09-13 18:22:15: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : waves up from the ground.

2011-09-13 18:22:41: APIS Omega: :'s sunglasses move up. "Your husband is male?"

2011-09-13 18:23:06: Isabelle Isaac: : nods slowly. "Yeah...?"

2011-09-13 18:23:28: APIS Omega: : hms, "I think I misunderstand what a husband is. He also does not look like you."

2011-09-13 18:23:41: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : gets up, brushing himself off. "Wait. Whaaat?"

2011-09-13 18:24:05: APIS Omega: : then asks Heath"You are a husband! What is a husband?"

2011-09-13 18:25:02: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : coughs. "I, uh...have a hard time explaining that..."

2011-09-13 18:25:43: APIS Omega: : hmms, "You mean all male creatures are bad at explaining?"

2011-09-13 18:26:41: Orphan of Hearts RoseRed: : shuffles into NewHome clutching her head; but giggling

2011-09-13 18:27:11: Lavinia Charles: /me smirks slightly, blatantly eavesdropping on nearby conversations. seh leans against a wall and murmurs "Ain't that the ttruth..."

2011-09-13 18:27:13: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : snrrks. "You could say that." He thinks. "Okay. First off. You ever slept with a woman?"

2011-09-13 18:27:14: Art: : goes back to studying her magicks after the distraction. Killing time with levitating leaves help breaks up the boredom a bit.

2011-09-13 18:27:41: APIS Omega: : shakes its head "I do not sleep. Sleep makes you die."

2011-09-13 18:28:11: rathan: :replaced his meet fork with a screwdriver.

2011-09-13 18:28:13: APIS Omega: :'s vocabulary is quite...wrongly arranged, by the way.

2011-09-13 18:28:25: Theo: /me apears out of nowhere

2011-09-13 18:29:08: rathan: :draws his screwdriver and heads for the jungle.

2011-09-13 18:29:39: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : hmms. "Might have to explain the Birds and the Bees to this one..."

2011-09-13 18:30:01: Isabelle Isaac: : nods. "That we might."

2011-09-13 18:30:04: APIS Omega: : ohs. "What does sleep make you do?"

2011-09-13 18:30:42: Lavinia Charles: /me stares in bafflement at the creature that messed with her words. looking up, she spots a girl doing something unusual with leaves, and wanders over. "What on earth are you playing at?"

2011-09-13 18:30:45: Wolflike Lythar: : slinks into the outpost fro the commong.

2011-09-13 18:31:15: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : coughs. "Okay, let me explain this a different way." He takes out two...carrots. "Okay. This is Mommy Carrot." This one has a little wig. "That's Daddy Carrot." It has a tie.

2011-09-13 18:31:37: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : says, "I'm Daddy Carrot, Isabelle is Mommy Carrot."

2011-09-13 18:31:50: APIS Omega: : ooooooohs~ "Are you carrotkind?"

2011-09-13 18:32:17: First Sergeant Thor Thafrij: : finds an unoccupied bench for a sit down. He shuffles his arse into a comfortable arrangement, stretches out his legs and watches the population with a wry grin

2011-09-13 18:32:31: Orphan of Hearts RoseRed: : slips to the fountain in three steps and falls in laughing

2011-09-13 18:32:55: Isabelle Isaac: : glances at Heath. "Umm... no."

2011-09-13 18:33:09: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : just continues. "Now, Daddy Carrot and Mommy Carrot love each other very much. When they do, they..." He's knocking the carrots together. Mommy Carrot suddenly has a mini carrot pop out from the bottom. "...they make Baby Carrot."

2011-09-13 18:33:34: APIS Omega: : is confused now. "Carrotkind can make new carrots? I thought only humankind do."

2011-09-13 18:33:54: APIS Omega: : scratches under its hat, you don't even know what's there. "Or humans, like you call them..."

2011-09-13 18:34:01: Heath the Hamster Ninja: : holds up the baby carrot, which has a bib. "This is a model."

2011-09-13 18:34:48: APIS Omega: : arches an eyebrow. "What's a moo-dell?"