===The Dead Parrot Society===

The 5th biggest Clan on Improbable Island((Or, if you'd prefer, the 22nd smallest.)), headed up by the Unpossible Agrajag.  Also known as the Norwegian Blues((Complete with Beautiful Plumage, though most of them are alive.)), they have an ever expanding number((Initially two.)) of main weapons, at least one of which is fear.((Also a preponderance of fish-based melee weapons))  Another may or may not be surprise.((Surprise!))

In case you've not noticed yet, this clan seems to be obsessed with the dry humor((Humour, for those of you who write in the Queen's English.)) that made Monty Python's Flying Circus famous. Any rumour((There, is that better?))((Well, it certainly isn't butter)) regarding their initiation ceremony (in which they may or may not be smote with a halibut <del>sword</del>) or the mandate that members must flee from the Count of Monty Python while shouting "Run away, run away!" is, in fact, an outright [[lie]].

==Notable Members==
  *Agrajag. Clan leader, organizer and member with most trips to see Horatio.  Has surpassed Improbable and become Unpossible.  Known to be a hard man to see.

  *[[Kuroiten]]. <del>Clan Officer</del>((I only wish.)), [[Furble]] keeper and resident Narrator-in-Chief.

  *[[EmeraldFlame]].  Has a nice hat.

  *[[Paper Rabbit]]. Scientician extraordinaire.

  *[[Me]]. Because I'm a ninja, and I'm everywhere