The Communications Tent, through its partner offices in every [[Outpost]], offers affordable communications between Outposts, including a direct link to the loudspeaker system to the unworthy on the [[FailBoat]].  When you're ready to phone home,((We have all of you ETs marked, yes you, even you.))((DISCLAIMER: You can't actually phone home.)) this is the place to go - it may be more expensive than a post card, but it gets the job done faster. [[pterodactyl|Pterodactyls]] are rumored to be available at some locations for rental for a small fee and a blood-debt.  Also, be sure to ask about the [[map]].