====== CAKE ======
A [[CAKE|substance]] most commonly referred to as a [[lie]]. [[rumor|Rumored]] to have been a part of the prize package available to [[you|contestants]] who survive to the end of [[Season One]], along with [[still_in_charge|grief counseling]].  Cake or death?  That's a pretty easy question. Everyone - //anyone// - could answer that.

>'Cake or death?'

>>'Uhh, cake please.'

>'Very well! Give him cake!'

>>'Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!'

>'//You//! Cake or death?'

>>>'Uh, cake for me too, please!'

>'Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. . .  You! Cake or death?'

>>>>>'Uh, death, please.  No, cake!  Cake!  //[[Cake]]// - sorry.'

>'Off with his head!'

>>>>>>'//The Cake is a Lie.//'((Actually, the cake is [[batenburg cake|batenburg]].))

Inspired by this Wiki <del>[[Lie]]</del> [[Truth]], [[Caveman Joe]] created a quick and dirty module (no really, like half an hour's work tops) that gives a 99% chance of [[cake]].((The other 1% is death - though with enough experience, even this terminal illness can be temporarily treated.))  It can be found in AceHigh.