Contestant file:

Subject: Tabitha "Temper" Providence 

Gender: Female

Age: 11 //Wha's this? Eleven? Bloody 'ell, they just get younger an' younger//

**ALL RECORDS MUDDLED. MOST LOST. SUBJECT TO CHANGE POST-SHENANIGANNERY WITHOUT WARNING.**

**Appearances**

Mostly, a small girl-child with a cowboy hat, freckles, an overtly wide grin, and green eyes that constantly shift shade.

**General Notes on Contestant Temper**

No Information.   

**And now, an interview, and other stuff**


A viewer said, about the new contestant, //"Wha's an Improbable Island? Are ya tryn'a sell me cutlery again? Or sponges? For tha las' time, I don' wan' yer crap. Go 'way.//

//written on the bottom of the page, and mostly scribbled out, in blue ink, are the words //


//<del>"What the bloody Hell is a little girl doing here? Damn bloody Watcher,Who does she think she is? Stealing kid- </del>//


    

//Much more seems to be written, but has been completely blotted out by scribbles. Underneath this, however, is a crudely drawn picture of a woman in red with an enormous dunce's cap.//((A post-it on this section mentions checking for Ashtu's finger prints. Preferrably by collecting said fingers.))

//Another sheaf of paper has been added behind the first//


**Pre-Island Life**

<del>Temper apparently lived in the United States in a small town with her family. Not much more than this is known, however, because she was picked up completely on accident and further information on her was never assembled.
</del>

**Island Life**

Her activities on the Island are remarkably hard to keep track of due to her highly disorienting disregard for gravity, and her utter inability //not// to vanish right off every few minutes. Further compounding these problems is her hobby of drawing smiley faces on post-its and slapping them over camera lenses.

//
We really lose everything here? Balls.//