=====Teague's Engineering Depot=====

====Background on Teague====
Teague is quite the accomplished engineer, and he is capable of making a lot of things engineering-wise. After all, he's been several different types of engineers and had quite a few different skill sets over the course of his island career, the most important of which is definitely his technokinesis. What's Technokinesis, you ask?((I didn't ask...)) The ability to make, modify, and move around technology with one's mind.((So, crappy telekinesis.))((More like overly-specialized))((So, cripplingly overspecialized telekinesis.))((It also makes him hungry))((Or, if he's a robot, drains his power supplies.))((Improbability has now become the main way this works. Beware improbable unintended effects.)) It took him awhile to get to being a full-blown technokinetic, but it was well worth it.((But having the technokinesis be improbable sucks. Still, better than no technokinesis.))

====Payment Options====
Teague will typically accept Requisition, items, or scrap metal as payment for making requested items. The amount varies based upon how valuable the requested item is.

====Improbability Warnings====
All newly made products have Improbability in them. This may result in unwanted effects from those products. If you had any of these products made before this warning was added, said products should not be affected, but ones made after this warning are still susceptible to the improbable effects.((Some items can no longer be made due to improbability screwing with them too much.))((Their descriptions may or may not have been kept for reference.)) In addition, prolonged exposure to the island may very well have caused said "unaffected" products to become improbable enough to exhibit the same effects. All footnotes starting with an IW stand for Improbability Warning and list known common improbable occurrences with said product.((Improbable occurrences are not limited to those in Improbability Warnings.))
====Items and Armor====
===Hover Drones=== 
These drones are very compact! Despite their small size, they come with a variety of armaments, including small guns, force-fields, tractor beams, recording equipment, or medical equipment! They'll also be able to follow you around while floating in the air and respond to voice commands! Because sometimes all you need is an extra set of hands!((Hands not included.))((IW: May experience unwanted AI errors. May also start snarking.))
  
==Available Options==
  - Gun Drone: Has two small improbability guns attached on the underside of it that help you out while you're fighting!((Or not.))((Could result in hilarity.))
  - Shield Drone: Has a internal, spherical forcefield that deflects projectiles fired at you! Said forcefield is centered on the drone itself.((Also has great offensive capabilities. Simply kick the drone at an enemy.))((IW: Projectiles turning into different things upon hitting the forcefield is perfectly normal!))((IW: Prolonged exposure to the forcefield may have unintended side effects.))
  - Cargo Drone: Need a hand? Well, hands are a bit impractical and costly((Not really, they've got great prices in Pitts.)), so why not have a tractor beam instead?((A beam that shoots tractors?))((No, Mr. Bond, it's a beam that pulls objects toward it. Like your head towards that spiked wall.)) This drone is quite capable of lifting heavy objects with its tractor beam! Or hands, if you //really// want those.((IW: Items picked up by tractor beam may be affected by concentrated blasts of improbability))((IW: This drone may pick inconvenient times and places to drop things.))
  - Surveillance Drone: Has a camera attached to it that records things going on around it. You also get a handheld remote control for it too-so you can control the drone from far away. Said remote control also has a small screen on it-how else are you going to see what the camera of the drone sees?((IW: Controls may be screwy at times.))((IW: Video Feed may lead to a nearby camera instead of the Surveillance Drone.))

===Jet-Back-Pack===
Is it a jetpack? Is it a backpack?((Is it bloody ridiculous looking?))((If you'd consider wearing a large metal box on your back ridiculous, yes.)) It's both! It is mostly dedicated to storage space, but the anti-gravity motors are more than enough to lift you into the air under a normal load! And even under an abnormal load, the backpack can still help by using its anti-gravity field to help lift the abnormal load up, albeit without flight capabilities.((IW: Items placed in the jet-back-pack for prolonged periods of time may be affected by improbability.))((IW: Anti-gravity motors are prone to not working as intended at times.))

===Morph-Belt===
Because rolling around in a ball is so much cooler than crawling! Just strap this around your waist and whenever you crouch, you'll reform into a ball of rolling awesomeness! It has a built-in gyroscope too, to keep you from getting dizzy! And all you have to do to go back is rise into a standing position.((Now includes the spiderball and jump ball upgrades, allowing you to roll up surfaces and jump while in the morphball.))((IW: The internal gyroscope may be difficult to activate.))((IW: There have been instances of people being stuck in ball form for extended periods of time.))

===Morph-Belt Mk. 2===
An upgraded version of the Morphbelt! This version allows you to transform into a rough motorcycle shape (Two wheels and a chassis) and roll around in that! Includes the same upgrades as the original Morph-Belt! Plus, you can even carry somebody on you in the alternate form this belt provides!((IW: May change you into unintended forms. No guarantees will be made on the comfortableness of the user while in these forms.))((IW: There have been instances of people being stuck in the alternate form for extended periods of time.))

===Nanotech Gauntlet===
It's a gauntlet! That allows you to control nanobots! By thought alone! Isn't that cool? If you like nanobots, and you don't have any, you should //definitely// buy this!((Designed primarily for engineering and metalworking applications.))((No, this is not the same thing as the Disassembler. The Nanotech Gauntlet has less nanobots, but is more effective at doing tasks that require precision than the Disassembler.))((IW: Nanobots may not work as intended. They might develop a collective personality too.))((IW: Improbability is used when the nanobots preform an action in minute amounts. Beware extended use of this gauntlet on the same object.))

===Stealth Suit===
It's hard being stealthy. You've got to be quiet and remain unseen. Fortunately, the Stealth Suit is here to help. It has a sound dampening system, shadow generator, and Oder eliminator built-in. The sound dampening system actively calculates the sounds your suit will make, and makes them sound much quieter by generating the opposite sound-wave from the various speakers on it so the two sound-waves cancel out.((IW: This part of the suit has played unwanted sounds from time to time. Sounds vary from a roaring lion to techno music to horrible singing.)) The shadow generator literally absorbs light to make it where you can easily hide in plain sight!((This won't work if there is nothing that can conceivably cast a shadow near you.))((IW: Or it may very well work if there's nothing you can conceivably cast a shadow near you. Good luck getting noticed.)) The Oder eliminator, is, well, self-explanatory.((IW: This part of the suit may produce unwanted smells instead.))

====Weapons====
===The Berserker's Battery===
Ever feel your melee attacks need a little more punch? Just attach this power pack to your existing melee weapon, and you'll get an extra attack in for every wound you inflict! Just took down a titan? Enjoy slaughtering that swarm of hover leeches that //just// came up to you! Having trouble with that one enemy? You can stack attack on attack on attack until you miss!((IW: Try not to miss.))((IW: Or... even worse, hurt yourself with the weapon.))((IW: You have been spared the mental imagery.))

===Spirit Railgun===
//No Longer For Sale. All copies have been destroyed. No description is needed.//

===The Surgeon=== 
//No Longer For Sale. Description Kept For Reference Purposes Only.//((But... but... I WANTED THIS!))((Too late now.))

Are you a doctor? A medic? A paramedic? Well, this weapon is for you! Not only can it heal, it can hurt! And you can bring the pain((Or the healing)) right where it counts with the built in targeting system! Just aim at the target and look at the display screen built into the weapon until you see what you want to aim at, clearly displayed in text and pictures! If that takes too much time, just use the arrow buttons underneath the screen! It has three modes: Growth, Healing, and Damage. Enjoy using all three, and being the best combat medic ever to walk the earth!((Warning: This weapon is hard to use on oneself.))((IW: May cause unintended side effects.))((Note: The Improbability Warning is included because Improbability could still affect this weapon.))

===The Shield Gun=== 
Do you prefer sitting back while your allies do the work? Well, instead of being criticized for doing nothing, try using this defensive weapon to protect them while you let them do the work for you! Just point it at who you want to protect, and a shielding beam will come out and make a forcefield around them!((IW: The strength of said forcefield can be highly variable. Use at your own risk.))((IW: Exposure to the forcefield generated by this weapon may cause improbable side effects, some of which may be undesirable.))

===The Awesome Arsenal===
Can't just pick one weapon? Why not have them all? With the Awesome Armory, you can! Just move your hands and body into the position you would use to hold a weapon, and a weapon of that kind will form out of plasma! Awesome, isn't it?((Warning: Bigger weapons have longer recharge times.))((IW: Weapon may refuse to turn off, and/or force you to hold a specific weapon.))((Until that happens.))((IW: Weapon may fail to do the intended amount of damage, or do way too much damage. The chances of either happening are independent of the size of the weapon you're currently using.))

Note: Weapon can fire improbable projectiles.((Sounds like fun!))((IW: Shots intended to be normal may fire improbable projectiles, and vice versa.))

===The Imploder=== 
//No Longer For Sale. All copies have been destroyed. No description is needed.//

===The Disassembler=== 
Nanobots are cool. Weaponized Nanobots are cooler. Weaponized Nanobots that can be fired out of a gun in a variety of patterns and disassemble anything they're fired at is one of the coolest things on the Island! With this adaptable weapon, which looks a lot like a high-tech rocket launcher, you can easily fire "Rockets", spray your enemies with "Flames", or fire barrages of "Bullets". All made of nanobots that will take them apart, atom by atom, on contact! You can also select what you want to be taken apart, or switch the nanobots around to the Repair Mode!((No, this is not the same thing as the Nanotech Gauntlet. This weapon has more nanobots that are more effective at killing.))((IW: Nanobots may gain a collective personality. This... tends not to be a good thing...))((IW: Weapon may discharge at inconvenient times.))((IW: Nanobots may cause improbable effects to occur upon hitting something.))
Note: Not all functions are listed.((For a good reason, too.)) You do not want to know all the functions.((Pervert.))((IW: Weapon may very well try to use one of these functions upon an accidental discharge. Or intentional one. *Shudder*.))

===The Speed Smasher Suit===
This suit allows you to run really fast!((Warning, you may have control problems with this suit.)) But wait, there's more! With this suit, you can turn speed into a **weapon**! Just go against all normal common sense and run //into// your enemy! They'll feel like they've been hit by an aircraft carrier,((IW: The strength of the hit will vary, but hits of that strength are not unheard of.)) and you won't feel a thing! Breaking Newton's Third Law can be insanely awesome!((IW: It can also be disastrous when this suit fails to work properly. Use at your own risk.)) Plus, it's thin enough that you can wear it under your normal clothes without notice, but thick enough it can take a hit! And it comes in all the colors under the sun!((IW: Suit may develop a personality of its own.))

==Available Options==
  *Form Factor
   -Slim & Tight((IW: Developed personalities with this form-factor tend to act caring and feminine.))
   -Thick & Bulky((IW: Developed personalities with this form-factor tend to act macho and masculine.))
   -Normal Size((IW: Developed personalities with this form-factor can be anything.))
   -Form-Fitting((IW: Developed personalities with this form-factor tend to reflect that of what your species is, and, to a lesser extent, you.))
   -Stripperrific((IW: Developed personalities with this form-factor tend to desire and seek out sexual attention.))
  *Helmet Options((All helmets include a Comms System))
   -No Helmet
   -Helmet with Tinted Visor
   -Helmet with Clear Visor
   -Tactical((IE: Added sensors and stuff)) Helmet with Tinted Visor
   -Tactical Helmet with Clear Visor
   -Goggles and a Headset((Includes a Comms System!))
   -Tactical Goggles and a Headset((All the added benefits of the Tactical Helmet without having to wear a bulky, stuffy helmet!))
   -Goggles((Does not include a Comms System.))
   -Tactical Goggles((Includes the benefits the Tactical Helmet gives you, besides the head protection and the Comms System!))
   -Headset((Just the Comms System here.))
  *Colors
   -Red
   -Orange
   -Yellow
   -Green
   -Blue
   -Purple
   -Violet
   -Magenta
   -Pink
   -Brown
   -Black
   -Gold((Expensive!))
   -Bling((Costs a fortune!))
   -Silver
   -White
   -Glow-in-the-Dark((Costly))
   -Other
  *Upgrade your current suit of Power Armor with the software used in this suit((50% Discount! Plus, you get to keep your current armor!))((IW: To a lesser extent, the Improbability Warnings for this item apply to any suit of power armor upgraded with this feature.))

===The Crystal Beam=== 
What's better than a beam weapon? A beam weapon that can be practically anything! The large crystal on the end of this weapon collects heat energy, and based upon how far the metal shield around it is spread((Note: It only opens up when the trigger is pulled, to protect the crystal.))((IW: Sometimes the metal shield opens up more or less than intended, causing a different beam to be fired than what was originally intended.)), it fires different beams! There's a knob on the side to adjust what it's set to, and several convenient markings indicating features like a freeze ray, heat ray, standard lazer, lightning ray, and more! It also includes improbable features like a bubble ray, rubber ducky ray, flower ray, and more!((I have yet to test all the options.)) It can be yours for the cost of 5 easy payments of 1 One-Shot Teleporter! Just 5 easy payments!((IW: Weapon passively emits improbability.))

Warning: Glass Prisms are less durable than crystals.((IW: They also have a greater chance of something improbable happening.))

==Available Options==
  -Pistol-Sized Version (Crystal)((Discounted, but less effective.))
  -Pistol-Sized Version (Glass Prism)((50% Discount!))((Warning: Minor durability issues may ensue.))
  -Rifle-Sized Version (Crystal)((That crystal is about half the length of the rifle. Don't put your hand on the shield protecting it. Standard Price.))
  -Rifle-Sized Version (Glass Prism)((60% Discount!))((Warning: Durability issues may ensue.))
  -Heavy Weapon Version (Crystal)((Can be yours for 5 easy payments of 2 One-Shot Teleporters!))((More powerful than the other versions, but it's a pain to carry and the recharge time is longer.))
  -Heavy Weapon Version (Glass Prism)((75% Discount!))((Warning: Significant durability issues may ensue.))