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===== Tales From The Hole =====

Squat Hole is a very active community and there is often something interesting happening. Sometimes these events get recorded. Here we have an index of some of them. 

This page is part of [[squathole_project| The Squat Hole Project]].

For a general list of all scenes recorded on the Island see [[scene_index|here]].

== Index ==

[[urban_planning_in_squathole|Urban Planning In Squat Hole]] - In which a new one way system is implemented in Squat Hole.

[[Revolving_Restaurants|Skronky Towers: Squat Hole's Revolving Restaurant]] - In which an ill-considered attempt to enhance Squat Hole prestige and reputation is undertaken, with unfortunate results.

[[bank_siege|The Siege of The Squat Hole Branch of the Improbable Bank]] - In which an ultimately unsuccessful attempt is made to redistribute the banks wealth.

[[record_breakers|Squat Hole Record Breakers]] - In which is recorded an attempt to break the world record for //Most Squats in a High Quality Restaurant//. Although the attempt is unsuccessful, several other records are broken, and more revealed.

[[Mutated Munchies Arson Attempt|Industrial Skulduggery in Pleasantville]] - In which an unsuccessful attempt is made by the Skronkys to eliminate competition to Kebabs 'N' Shite.

[[Squat Hole Moonshot]] - In which an attempt is made to send Cantankerous Biggs in the footsteps of Neil Armstrong.

[[Mud Sledging|A New Sport is Invented.]] - In which the squat's playful and inventive nature is revealed by the introduction of a new sport.

[[The Skronky Prizes]] - In which we see the awarding of the very first prestigious Skronky Prizes for Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, and Peace.

[[Bus Service|The Provision of Civic Ammenities.]] - In which the basic infrastructure of Squat Hole is enriched by the provision of a bus service. Other useful services are inadvertently also provided.

[[Squathole telephones|The Squat Hole Telephone Service.]] - In which Squat Hole is provided with a telephone service. The squats believe this to be "groundbreaking" and "leading the way forward" despite the fact that they've been trying unsuccessfully to mug contestants for their phones for years.

[[Coarse Insult Lessons|Coarse Insult lessons.]] - In which the squats' entrepreneurial spirit is demonstrated by Cantankerous Biggs setting up a school in coarse insults.

[[OHSSS|On Her Skronkyness' Secret Service.]] - In which the Big Su Skronky Fan Club appears less popular than expected. The diagnosis and remedy for this state of affairs.

== Scenes illustrating general Squat Hole life: Daily events and special days ==

[[SRFCup|The Squat Hole Rules Football Championship Match]] - In which we are privileged to spectate at one of Squat Hole's top sporting fixtures.

[[Squathole's Got Talent|Squat Hole's Got Talent]] - In which we are privileged to witness some of the finest entertainment that Squat Hole has to offer - including knife throwing, [[Talkydoor|Talkydoor's]] gymnastics, and [[Carlynne|Pirate Queen Carlynne's]] famous ping-pong ball trick.

[[square_dance|Party Hearty in Squat Hole's Premier Drinking Establishment]] - Shows that Squat Hole isn't all about hard work, there's hard play as well.

[[failboat_delivery|The New Day's Failboat Delivery to Squat Hole.]] - In which we are priviledged to witness a daily tradition in Squat Hole.

[[Accosted by Sapphire]]

[[SHCarnival|The Squat Hole Carnival.]] - Squat Hole's annual carnival is considered by some to be the highlight of the Squat Hole calendar. Here we see all the excitement that it has to offer.

[[SHCarnivalII|The Squat Hole Carnival - Consequences.]] - An insight into the Squat Hole's idea of restorative justice.

[[daedalus_receives_a_valuable_gift|Daedalus Receives a Valuable Gift.]]

[[The Squat Hole Game|The Game]] - An insight into some of Squat Hole's more intellectual activities.

[[SquatHoleOlympics|The Squat Hole Olympics]] - An invitation to the International Olympic Committee receives less enthusiasm than expected, but this is no bar to the outpost hosting their very own games.

== Scenes documenting the ongoing power struggle between the Skronkys and the McThuggers ==

[[Train Robbery|The Great Train Robbery]] - The now defunct train service was once used by the Skronkys for the distribution of cigarettes. This was once a target of an attack by the McThuggers.

[[BoozsiegeSH|The Siege of Booz]] - The McThuggers attempt to storm Booz and take Chlamydia hostage. All does not go according to plan.

[[The_McThuggers_take_the_Pot|The McThuggers go for the Pot]] - The McThuggers attempt to storm the Skronky Pot and take it hostage. All does not go according to plan.

[[Kidnapping_Impudencia|The kidnapping of Impudencia]] - The McThuggers mount an audacious attempt to kidnap the K&S manager and hold her hostage. All does not go according to plan.