====== The Squat Hole Project Index ====== Alexander Quandle "//Squat Hole born and Squat Hole bred, thick of arm and thick of head.//" \\ Pleasantville saying. "//Squat Hole born and Squat Hole bred, what jolly clever folk they all are.//" \\ Pleasantville saying in the presence of squats. "Why study the squats?" I was asked by a friend recently "Surely they're just a bunch of squitty psychopaths best avoided." While the description "squitty psychopaths" is undeniable, and "best avoided" would be considered by many as scarcely less so, I would take issue with the word "just", there is more to Squat Hole than this. The squats of Squat Hole have a dense and closely knit social structure which has more byways and folk customs than the casual observer might suppose, and I would suggest that a study of Squat Hole society is both timely and relevant to understanding the Island as a whole. The Squat Hole project attempts to document for posterity this dangerous, yet fascinating culture, and this page provides an index of relevant documents. Of course, such a project can never be called complete, and so this is inevitably work in progress. ((The principle researcher would like to thank [[the_academy|Wise clan]] for their continued support of this ongoing project.)) ==== Authored Predominantly by Alexander Quandle ==== [[a_short_treatise_on_the_inhabitants_history_and_customs_of_squathole|A Treatise Concerning Squat Hole]] - A general overview of Squat Hole society. [[squat_hole#who_s_who_in_squat_hole|Who's Who in Squat Hole]] - A list of some of the more prominant personalities in the outpost. [[squat_hole_history|A History Of Idiocy: The Rise Of Squat Hole]] - The history of Squat Hole is traced from it's beginnings to the present day. [[mundungous_hobbes|The Wit and Wisdom of Mundungus Hobbes]] - Regarded by the squats as Squat Hole's greatest philosopher. A useful insight into what passes for thought in Squat Hole. [[squat_chav_dialect_guide|A Guide To The Squat Chav Dialect]] - A useful aid to understanding what squats are saying. ==== Collected Other Documents ==== [[squat_hole|Squat Hole]] - A seperately written introductory guide to Squat Hole. [[squat|Squat]] - A seperately written introductory guide to squats. [[tales_from_the_hole|Tales From The Hole]] - A collection of documents recounting various events in Squat Hole.