Welcome to the mysterious **Sporran** page, where you will find lots of information about sporrans.

== What is a sporran? ==
  
-I'm so glad you asked.  It can be anything!((as long as you accept the fact that most of these are lies.))  The trick to identifying a sporran is knowing that it's something that must be found.  Once you find it, you'll know what it is.


==Where can one be found?==
-Sporrans are most often found during a game of golf.  However, they can also be found in other situations as well.  You might be lucky enough to find a chest of them in the hedge maze if you can navigate it without being lost.  Why, you might even have a sporran sitting next to you right now!


==What's wrong with you?==
-That isn't a question about sporrans!  How dare you!  Get off my wiki page!