====== Spork ======
Sheila's way of humiliating [[newbies|newblets]].((Don't forget about the frilly pink panties! Those have brought shame to many a manly man.))

Short description: "Is it a fork? Is it a spoon? Is it just a bit crap?"

Long description: "The last resort of the truly desperate. Pull it in a fight, and a monster has a good chance of wandering off, disgusted with you, itself and the world in general."

First of the fifteen weapons unlocked on a Contestant's first DK. Costs 50 Req. Raises attack by 1 point.