This is a horrible, horrible [[lie]] intended to fleece [[Newbies]] willing to waste [[cigs]] on a [[Budget Horse]]. Pity the poor sods who [[fall]] for it, because this [[mount|thing]] doesn't exist.

[[Damned lies|Rumours]] from those that exploit the [[Newbies]]' lack of knowledge that way state that this [[mount|thing]] will be replaced by [[Grandchildren of Budget Horse]].((This is, of course, a [[lie]].))