I've adapted a classic to the Island.\\
Apologies to all.\\
[[Skidge]] can have creative rights to this, since its about her. (Kind of)

//99 differant Skidge in the world,\\
99 differant Skidge,\\
track one down, then look around,((replace (then look around) with any of the following to spice the song up: run back to town, adjective noun, fear the clown, try not to drown.))\\
98 differant Skidge in the world!//\\
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Repeat until - \\
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10 Skidges left in the world,\\
10 of those Skidges left.\\
track one down, don't sport a frown,\\
less then 10 Skidges are left in the world!\\
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Only 9 Skidges left in the world,\\
only 9 Skidges left.\\
Track one down, then look around,\\
less then 9 Skidges are left in the world!\\
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Repeat until - \\
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3 Skidges are left in the world,\\
3 Skidges left.\\
Then fish got changed and slightly deranged,\\
only 4 Skidges are left in the world!\\
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Only three Skidges left in the world,\\
and one that's actually fish.\\
Plot-line's go on, as does this song,\\
only two Skidges are left in the world!\\
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Only two Skidges are left in the world,\\
Just those two Skidges left.\\
Wasn't that fun, now there's only one,\\
only the single Skidge left in the world!\\
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Only the single Skidge left in the world,\\
only that single one left.\\
If she's the real one, ask her what's the deal,\\
With 99 different Skidge in the world!//\\
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What do you think? - [[Max Dougwell|Max]]