===== Secrets =====

Secrets is a hitherto unknown character on [[Improbable Island]]. This mysterious stranger can be found in the [[IBHML]] guild. 

Secrets has been known to offer the following bits of profound wisdom to [[newbies]] and veterans alike.

  * //Never pick up a [[duck in a dungeon]].//
  * //Khhaaaaaaaannnnn!!//
  * //.. whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the joyous chaos of the [[Improbability Drive]] .. or by opposing [[the Watcher]], to die; to cheat .. no more.
//