====== Index of Scenes ======

<note important>**An index of the scenes that have been recorded for prosperity((and posterity!)) in the Wiki of Lies.**  

To learn how to easily get rid of those pesky timestamps, go [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=27949|here]], or [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=31144|here]] if you store your scene on Google Docs or Drive.

NOTE: Scenesters, don't forget to add your events to this list, or they'll //never be found//. And if you were //in// any of these scenes, can you please add a little blurb underneath naming who was involved with a very brief summary of events? THANK YOU MUCHLY.
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<note>//See //**[[germ_compendium_nonsensica| The Compendium Nonsensica]]**// for a complete list of scenes from the [[GERM]] clan.//

//See //**[[tales_from_the_hole|Tales From The Hole]]**// for a collection of documents recounting various events in Squat Hole.//
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[[Accosted by Sapphire]]

[[An Admiral Vacation]]

[[Amusing Games For The Very Strange]]

[[The Ascent of Mount Pigeonhole]]

**[[Athos vs. Kuroiten]]**\\
//In which a swordsman of great renown, liberated from his [[Ex Libris|binding pages]], spars with a [[Kuroiten|Narrator]] who wishes to test the mettle of his blade. Featuring, among others, [[Skidge]], [[Cadye Willfan]], and  a large cast of onlookers and sundry contestants.//

**[[Battle for NewHome]]**\\
//In which silliness ensues with foam darts!//

[[The Battle of the Balloon Dragon]]

**[[A Beautiful Scarf is Given Away]]**\\
//In which beautiful scarves are given away. Mercury and Sloth are involved.//

**[[Beltaine]]**\\
//In which the Festival of Beltaine is kept by [[Sinkorswim|Sink]], [[Kestrel]], [[G_rock|G]], [[Teh_Dave|Dave]], [[Ari]] [[GERM_compendium_nonsensica|and various other GERMans]], with much woad and a bonfire.//

**[[Beware the Kumquats]]**\\
//In which the Dangers of Citrus Fruits are revealed to [[Sydney Fletcher]], Target Practice and Ochris.//

[[Breaking Point]]

**[[Calliacrobatics]]**\\
//In which [[Teh Dave]] discovers [[Calliaphone]]'s unusual sense of balance, and Calliaphone discovers that Improbability is A Thing.//

**[[A Case of the Holidays]]**\\
//In which Liebs spreads holiday cheer to her friends Justa, Rykar, and Llama. And by "holiday cheer" we mean "glittery tinsel herpes." Also featuring Wesker, Arodang, and Yilip as horrified onlookers.//

[[The Case of Mistaken Hatdentity]]

**[[Christmas Carol]]**\\
//In which Dickens rolls in his gra- no wait! I mean, in which [[Marly]] and [[Ebenezer]] become business partners, and learn the error of their ways. . .(Also starring, oh man you want me to list everyone? I'll have to go look that up now, you realise that? ~stomps off muttering~)//

[[The Circus Incident]]

**[[clayton_gets_hungry|Clayton Gets Hungry, a ghoulish encounter]]**\\ 
In which Clayton gets taken over by a ghoul after his last Tea. It has Clayton, Rory, Jasser, Dark Knight, Clue, Grace, Cage, [[quinn|Quinn]] and whoever else was in the outposts while the events were unfolding.

[[Commedia Dell'arte]]

**[[Consequences]]**\\
//Gambling with the Wind//

**[[of_cubs_and_bows|Of Cubs and Bows]]**\\
//In which a surly lion cub gets 'properly' accessorized by [[quinn|a silly Joker]].//

**[[daedalus_receives_a_valuable_gift|Daedalus receives a valuable gift]]**\\
//A short tale of Squat cunning.//

[[Dark Dealings in the Jungle]]
//Definite Dastardly jesting.//

[[A Day at the Beach]]

[[Dominoes]]

**[[the_double_bed_experiment|The Double Bed Experiment]]**\\
//In which Omega is taught about the Birds and the Bees. Also some other things happen. ((But not many.))//

**[[Duck Bombing]]**\\
//A tale when members of the clan ((Actually a leader and an officer of [[QQQ]]))((If you really want to point fingers. It was [[Akogi]] and [[Micha]])) decided to fill the [[GERM]] bingo hall's spa with 80 kilograms of rubber ducks ((Minor details not included))((Minor details being how to get to said hidden spa))((which obviously not involves [[cheating]]))//\\

**[[the_duel_of_the_french_fries| The Duel of the French Fries]]**\\
//In which two Gentlemen compete in a Battle to the Deathe for the Hand of thee Faire Ladye [[Johnson]], with Muche Hilarity. A Lovechilde is also Revealed.//

**[[Elf and Safety]]**\\
//In which Chief Elf SinkOrSwim gets a little . . . carried away . . . by his responsibilities. Also starring various members of the [[GERM]] Christmas Team, including [[Teh Dave]], [[g_rock]], [[Reverb]], [[Calliaphone]], and [[Uncle Bernard]].//

[[Ex Libris]]

**[[failure|Failure]]**\\
//If at first you don't succeed...skydiving is not for you.  Starring Baruq, Zeta, Keta, Kixur, [[ebenezer|Ebenezer]], [[harris|Harris Doubledon]], and [[tor nagoth|Tor NaGoth]].//

[[First Night of the Pirate Port Tavern]]

**[[The Squat Hole Game|The Game]]**\\
//In which we are given insight into a more //intellectual// side of Squat Hole life.//

[[Gleipnir]]

[[The Glorious Smell]]

[[Golf Tournament]]

**[[The Gopher Chronicles]]**\\
//In which a [[calliaphone| diminutive midshipman]] is sent on a mission of Great Importance For The Admiralty, is distracted by a gopher, and encounters great dangers. Also starring [[K.K._Victoria]].//

[[The Great Sporran Hunt]]

**[[Train Robbery|The Great Train Robbery]]**\\
//The now defunct train service was once used by the Skronkys for the distribution of cigarettes. This was once a target of an attack by the McThuggers.//

**[[in_the_greenhouse_things_grow_wild|Greenhouses are Medtents Too]]**\\
//In which [[Miss Hellebore]], Ahab and [[Johnson]] attempt to hold a conversation in [[Micha]]'s Greenhouse. Yellow paint is involved. So is a balloon. Someone's nose also gets broken and many, many lies are told.//

**[[The Gremlin at the Library]]**\\
//In which [[Calliaphone]] brings an injured gremlin to Sanctuary.//

[[Hamlet]]

**[[high_fall|The Higher They Climb, The Harder They Fall]]**\\
//In which [[The Proffessor]] falls trying to climb a mountain in The Hunting Grounds(([[Chimental]]'s [[dwellings_for_dummies|dwelling]])) and lands in [[Kittania]]'s Hunter's Lodge.//


**[[when_johnson_and_miss_hellebore_became_home_invaders|Home Invaders, or No Locks and the Single Bear]]** ((Ebenezer.)) \\
//In which [[Johnson]] and [[Miss Hellebore]] flee from a swamp monster and find themselves in a Strange House. Showers are used. Breakfast is eaten. A log cabin may or may not be built.//

[[Hunting the Hunters]]

[[Improbable Island Alphabet]]

[[ii_free_concert_series|Improbable Island Free Concert Series]]

[[The Improbable Soap Opera]]

[[Inaugural Caper]]

[[Into The Darkness]]

[[joes_diner_massacree|Joe's Diner Massacre]]

[[jasser_and_dark_s_wedding|Jasser's and dark knight's Wedding]]

Jasser's and dark knight's wedding presided over by Albert W. Carter. Rory was Maid of Honor for Jasser and Val Shiro and Rukatin where Best Men for dark knight. There where many guests. 2 objections occurred one was a joke. There was also a small catfight. 

[[jasser_and_dark_s_reception|Jasser's and dark knight's Reception]]

Jokering of Spark, The: 

[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yw-ZpTd9IJ_l9-HVuzqKZctlJCCRBuhBGVTtuRSoDRo/edit|Part One: Trap]]

[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TBojqJxIHIZMzGu_FOa8lA-CL2Bdc5hQu7zse4SJ7K0/edit|Part Two: Murphy]]

[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQgV7wfrhrCXD5HGGyUA1pnIpbCuvgZRGgnDEBK7fE8/edit|Part Three: Drive]]

[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mVckNpriehJlecN1mn5IZs5AnkuUiDAqqmFLLtiZoVc/edit|Part Four: Epilogue]]

[[the_kittania_flour_incident|The Kittania Flour Incident]]// A normal day in Kitt.. Then A Pounce, and Flour, and Chaos Erupts. //

[[The Library Party]]

**[[the_life_of_institutional_green|The Life And Death of Institutional Green]]**\\
//In which there is a tin of institutional green gloss-paint and the Bingo Hall. Also includes an unfortunate number of [[GERM]]ans, such as [[Teh Dave]], [[g_rock|G]], Dizzyizzy, [[Kestrel]], [[Johnson]], Declan, [[Calliaphone]] and [[Uncle Bernard]]. With a brief cameo from [[Spandex]], dragging a goat.//

[[Lost and Found]]

[[Of Love and Hot Tubs]]

**[[owl_massacre|Owl Massacre]]**\\
//In which a [[Disestablishmentarianism|Giant Owl]] attempts to eat [[Rawr]] and is soundly beaten; and in which its baby subsequently attempts to eat [[Alice]].//

**[[Marly, Mutants, and the Search for Unreality]]**\\
//In which [[Marly]] goes to [[Pleasantville]] in search of a way to save [[Johnson]] from her incorporeal state, and in doing so waxes reluctantly philosophical with a Mutant, and to her horror earns said Mutant's undying love. Also starring [[Daedalus]] and [[Cousjava]], and also [[Shiloh]] special commenting the Mutant.//

**[[rin_sin_s_marriage_proposal_to_grey_ashe_and_collin_vee|Marriage Proposal 2x Combo]]**\\
//In which awkwardness is pitted against romance. WHO WILL PREVAIL? Said epic combat takes place between [[collin_vee|Collin Vee]], [[grey_ashe|Grey Ashe]] and [[rin|Rin & Sin]].//

[[Matter of Zolotisty vs. KK]]

[[The Moonlight Blob]]

**[[Murder Mystery Tea Party]]**\\
//In which several people are dragged to their doom, only to have a nice spot of tea. And 'death'.//

**[[Musings on Metaphors]]**\\
//Wherein Aloisius Five-Eyes interprets the outpourings of Spark in ways that are possibly not quite what the originator had in mind.//

**[[The Not Wedding]]**\\
//In which [[Marly]] attempts to marry a [[Calliaphone]], but is foiled by a Handsome Interloper. Also starring [[Pepper]] and [[Spandex]].//

[[Pati La]]

**[[the_piggy_insurgency|The Piggy Insurgency (Currently Ongoing)]]**
//In which things aren't done happening. Pay attention.//

**[[Bus Service|The Provision of Civic Amenities]]**\\
//In which the basic infrastructure of Squat Hole is enriched by the provision of a bus service. Other useful services are inadvertently also provided.//

**[[Rescuing Little Fella]]**\\
//In which Thewonderllama, Rodrick and Gizmo rescue the last Missing Sentient Rubber ducks from the [[QQQ]] Clan halls.//

The Riddler of Oz [[Scene 1]] and [[riddler_scene_two |Scene 2]]

[[The Saga of Pinche and Binjali]]

[[Season Two Cutover]]

**[[Singing Toasters]]**\\
//In which [[Calliaphone]] helps some troubled toasters find a new means of self-expression.//

**[[sound of island|The Sound of Island]]**\\
//In which Banter erupts into a spontaneous duet.//

[[Tarot Readings]]

**[[The Toilet Saga]]**\\
//In which [[calliaphone]] indulges in a spot of plumbing.//

**[[Uncle Herbert and the Hat]]**\\
//In which there is wandering too far, a trial is had, and there are some flying merpeople.  Oh, and chocolate!  Starring Silas, Spark, Trotsky, and Will//

**[[a_wedding_day_for_bryn_and_gk|A Valkyrie Weds]]**\\
//In which Brynhildr and GK are married in a Viking ceremony, helped along by [[Johnson]], [[Teh_Dave|Teh Dave]] and [[Ari]].//

[[Victorian Siege]]\\

[[watcher_in_cg|The Watcher in the Common Ground]]\\

[[The Wedding Tale]]\\

[[Wing Retrieval]]\\

**[[Words From the Wise]]**\\
//In which [[Calliaphone]] takes tea and philosophy with [[Alexander Quandle]] and [[Unfairlady]], and is given a New Perspective on The Drive.//

[[xane_s_stories|Xane's Stories]]\\

[[You've got sick on you]].\\
Starring the magic of friendship, [[Marly]], and Zefrieus.

[[The MacTavish-Coteaux-Wyrmbrandt Wedding|]]