While filming some of the poor saps on the 'Failboat', me and my crew overheard voices coming off the side of the boats. We quickly rushed over to film the origin. ((Drowning brings in loads of ratings)) To our dismay, it was not a contestant sinking into the waters, rather it was a whole collection of barnacles. They weren't just talking, they were. . .singing. As weirded out we were by the whole ordeal, the crustaceans still had sand a catchy tune, so we <del>stole</del> recorded the song for release for our future Album: **Songs of the Spiderkitty: A collection of tunes dedicated to everyone's second favorite mandatory participation reality TV war competition.** ((Coming soon to be screamed at you by a guy in a tinfoil hat near you.))

**Saving Up for a Chainsaw**. Sung to the tune of Bonnie Tyler's 'Holding Out for a Hero'.


Where have all the monsters gone\\
and where are all those coins?\\
when could I not take my wins\\
and spend it on sirloins?\\
I do not want a spork nor knife nor a shotgun\\
On that Boat I plot and I plan and I dream\\
of that weapon\\

I need a Chainsaw!\\
I'm saving up for a Chainsaw to help me kick ass\\
It's gotta be big\\
and it's gotta be sharp\\
and it's gotta be running on gas\\
I need a Chainsaw!\\
I'm saving up for a Chainsaw to kill that Magpie\\
And with some armor\\
better than some knickers\\
It'll save me in the nick of time\\

Longing for equipment\\
with an attack of fifteen\\
Using Spacial Awareness\\
To help me find all those unseen\\
Saving up every coin\\
that comes across my way\\
then storing it all in the bank\\
and wait 'til the New Day\\

I need a Chainsaw!\\
I'm saving up for a Chainsaw to take down that Drive\\
I'll bob and I'll weave\\
and Its hide I will cleave\\
and maybe I will get out alive\\
I need a Chainsaw!\\
I'm saving up for a Chainsaw to mow down those beasts\\
And when I am done\\
I'll will finally get fed\\ 
Or get some new armor at least\\

But then that quest monster beats me down again\\
Back to the FailBoat on the seas\\
Where that band of crazy barnacles\\
sing to me((This line is probably going to confuse some of the people off the island who listen to this. Note to self: consider giving barnacles screen time.))\\

But my quest for req will never end\\
I'll do it once again\\
it's because I love to\\
finally rev that engine\\

I need a Chainsaw!\\
I'm saving up for a Chainsaw to help save the day\\
And when I am done\\
I will reward myself\\
Go to Pleasantville for a filet!\\
I need a Chainsaw!\\
I'm saving up for a Chainsaw to have some good fun\\
And when I become a mech\\
I'll gather some more req \\
and finally buy that Plasma Gun!\\

I need a Chainsaw!\\