Otherwise known as [[Death]] on Wheels.((Four wheels, to be precise.))((Per foot, that is. Unless you have a strange pair of rollerblades. Could be 3 per foot though.))// 
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They may //only// be worn with tight neon leggings and/or a nylon workout suit.((Unless, of course, you're [[Batman]], in which case your leggings may be black.))