Here are listed the various properties on the Island. They are separated into named and unnamed categories and listed in alphabetical order. For more information, complaints, and questions as well as job openings, please contact the Improbable Board of Surveillance and Real Estate Management (IBSREM); -Syd Lexic, IBSREM Surveillant-General((Big Brother is watching!)) and head Cartographer. -R.E. Verb, surveillant 2nd class. Addendum: see the [[https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AtPkUdingtHEdEthQ2dDd2tRenhiQnZ2U2RMRTRIYlE&hl=en_GB|Land Registry]] for a full list and map of all dwellings. -Buddleia, Consultant to the IBSREM Addendum Addendum: There's also II Real Estate((unfortunately, this is down, possibly due to Beeps' bitwise-guy account going inactive)) which may be easier to browse, though lacking some information. -Beeps, An Interloper Addendum Addendum Addendum: The [[Map]] you buy from [[ the Communications Tent]] now Improbably shows all Places. -[[page_3|Full Metal Lion]], Uncontested King of Image Manipulation, God-Emperor of the Kiwi and Unlocker of the Sixteen-Hundred Doors. Further Addendums: Added an "About" section to each real estate listing, so everyone can get a vague idea of what to expect when walking in. -Carlynne, Pirate Queen and stickler for accuracy((lies, all of it.)) =====Named Real Estate===== ====The Aerie==== Location: (8,21) Owned by: [[Kestrel]] Status: Finished, but may still be tweaked and added to. Size: Around twenty rooms. Privacy status: Generally unlocked and open to visitors. About: A home. The gardens are worth exploring, and the guest room's there to be used. ---- ====Ame and Alt's House==== Location: (19,14) First square northwest of Kittania Owned by: [[Amerithe]]. Ame planted the stake and built most of it, but Alt helped design and decorate. IC, it's even ownership. Status: Open, unfinished, possibly permanently unfinished.. Ame's ambitious. Size: There's already three floors, with a current expected total of five or six, and currently 11 rooms finished, with an expected total of 19 or so. Maybe. There's the Entryway, the Dining Room, the Kitchen, the Sitting Room, the Solarium, the Second Floor Hallway, Ame's Study, Alt's Study, Ame and Alt's Bedroom, the Third Floor Hallway, and the Extension. There will be another guest bedroom, a guest bathroom, and Observatory and Observatory Stairway, a downstairs stairway, and at least three underground chambers. Privacy status: So far only the Bedroom and Alt's Study are locked. Please come visit and see the finished rooms, Ame likes to show off her hard work. About: ---- ====Amity in Bedlam Arboreal Fortress==== Owned by: [[]] Location: (23,12) Status: Complete, as far as //you// know. Size: 6 rooms that //you// can see. Privacy: The clearing is open to the public. About: ---- ====Ashtu's Anarchy Annex (Bed and Coffee)==== Location: Just south of Kittania (20,12) Owned by: [[dramatis_personae#ashtu|Ashtu]] Status: [[bulletin_board|Open and operational]], but __never__ finished. Size: Three rooms, fourteen sleeping spaces (most with real beds) - if you're all good friends, and your name isn't Reverb. Privacy status: The main and upper rooms are open to all fellow sociopaths. The attic rooms are Ashtu's private quarters. Oh, and the filing cabinet is locked; can't have prying eyes seeing things they shouldn't. About: ---- ====Azhvhyn==== Location: top of the Island's western ear (6,39) Owned By: Lord Azhron Status: Not finished Size: Two rooms, plans for 1 or 3 more in the future Privacy Status: Open to all About: ---- ====The Barikade==== Location: (21, 12) Owned By: Skirling Skidge Status: The [[Barikade]] is always under construction Size: Ever-growing; I do promise more beds soon Privacy Status: Do you even need to ask? Come one, come all. Play with my toys! Drink my booze! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EAT THE LAST JAR OF MARMALADE because THAT, my friends, IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO DIE. About: ---- ====Boarded Up Cave==== Owned by: [[Denealus]] Location: (19,21) Status: Complete and not. New sections being added on a whim, but the framework is complete. Size: 6-ish rooms of actual living space! About 70 rooms or so total. Privacy: Feel free to explore the outdoors! Actually inside the cave is usually locked with only one way in so little to intrude on. About: A live-in cave system out of a series of abandoned mine-shafts with a surroundings outdoors. Lots of little sub areas and a work-in-progress underground colony! ---- ====The Bouncy Castle==== Location: (12,30) Owned by: [[Kallio]] Status: Under construction. Size: 12 rooms as of April 2011. Privacy status: No rooms are currently locked. There is one secret room, requiring a password that can be found via clues in other rooms. About: ---- ==== Buddleia's House ==== Location: 19,6: south-east coast Owned by: [[dramatis_personae#buddleia|Buddleia]] Status: Complete. Some decoration to finish. Size: 34 rooms as of May 2011. Privacy status: All welcome to almost everywhere. Budd's bedroom locked to keep out random campers - there are plenty of other beds available. One section is locked from uninvited roleplay; Distract for an out-of-character viewing. There is one secret room which I hope everyone will find. About: ---- ==== "Building with the Strange Door, The" ===== Location: (23, 12), sharing a map square with the AiBAF. Owned by: Treespeaker [[Mercury]] Status: Complete Size: One room, and at present, that's all it'll ever be. Privacy status: Open, but those with an aversion to the smell of cigarettes should steer clear. About: ---- ====Casa de n00bz==== Location: Floating about 800 feet above New Home Owned by: ImNewHere Status: Open, and still in expansion mode Size: Currently an expanded first room and another room which is locked. I plan on having many open rooms for all to enjoy. Privacy status: Open to all who want to rest their weary heads. Roleplay all you want, and let the rookies know they can come in, rest all night, and have a little more staying power the next day for the hunt. I already have a nice private spot for myself way in the back. About: ---- ====Casa Del Waffles==== Owned by: [[Ninja Waffles]] Location: From Kittania 4 east and 3 south(24,10) Status: open and still under construction Size: n/a still expanding Privacy status: open to public About: ---- ====Castle Quagmire (aka The Right and Proper Castle Quagmire)==== Owned by: [[Foilwench]] and [[Epaphus|That Annoying Epaphus]] Location: One klick north of [[Cyber City 404]], with a stunning view of the ocean, and a lookout turret used as an early warning system for [[Titans]] Status: Complete, for now. Size: One oversized room that's open to the public, other rooms that are private. Privacy: The main foyer is open to the public, with sleeping space for six. About: ---- ====Castle Random==== Location: Just south of Improbable Central(13,10) Owned by: [[Ninja Waffles]] Status: Finished with bath house, library, kitchen, and pogoda with shrine, dojo, sleeping quarter's and part room. Size: 12 rooms Privacy Status: Open to the public About: ---- ====Castle Starfire==== Location: (6,37) The forest in the left ear of the Island, northwest of AceHigh. Owned by: [[Rohvannyc]] Status: Finished but being added to. Size: Relatively large. Basement, main floor, first floor, and tower. Some beds to be found, especially in the Barracks and Servants' Quarters on the first floor. Privacy status: Public except for the Royal Bedroom. The Clan Starfire Clan Hall is currently open to the public but may be made private soon. All else can be explored and played in. RP welcome. More beds to be added soon. Beware of large kittehs. About: ---- ====Cemetery==== Location: (23,8) Owned by: Rosemoo Status: Half finished. Size: Currently many rooms and now PAGES how exciting. Privacy status: Open to everyone, though there is a lot of secret space. Notes: It's a Lovecraftian cemetery. Backstory ongoing. FYI: I am designing this specifically for nefarious Player Characters looking for a place to RP. Grave-robbing is encouraged, but please return materials to the shed. Thanks! Bar: There is a 1920's style Speakeasy (started long before the thread on Verbum Scriptum oddly enough) that you can access from the main entrance. Look at the page labelled "Look closer at the abandoned house" and then type /BRAINS. PS: If you have any ideas, I'm still building, feel free to distract me! ---- ====Cirque de l'Ile Paradisiaque==== Location: (22,18) Owned by: Ringmaster Status: Complete, though with occasional sporadic growth. Size: 25 rooms, currently. Privacy Status: Open to the public! About: A big-top that looks as if all the people just up and vanished. Acrobatic equipment available, as well as side show curiosities. ---- ====cliffside shack (aka the Lurking Corner)==== Location: two klicks west, two klicks southwest of NewHome (7,3) Owned by: Arthur Dent Status: Work in progress. Size: Currently 55 rooms. Privacy status: Random rooms occasionally locked. Dwelling is usually open to the public. Dwelling contains 4 single beds, 3 folding beds and 8 couches scattered in several rooms. Guest rooms are available for anyone needing a place to rest. Complex section of dwelling will only be partially open to the public, as it is a Torchwood facility. About: ---- ====Cottage belonging to James and Juniper.==== Owned by: Juniper and Jamesb. Location: (13,26) Status: Under construction Size: Two rooms. Privacy: Open room, and a locked back room. About: ---- ====Crimson Blade Castle==== Location: A heavily overgrown and darkened area, somewhere in the Jungle South of Kittania. At least, that's the rumor. Owned by: Itself, but Bob Zarido could be considered the owner, as he lives there. Status: It's being worked on. Very, very slowly. Size: It's large. Privacy status: Crimson Blade keeps itself locked up, usually. ---- ====Crossroads==== Owned by: [[Reverb]] Location: (11,24) Status: First room finished (though currently under re-decoration.) More rooms may or may not already exist(ahem, passwords, ahem). More rooms definately under construction, if i ever time the time off doing all that other interresting stuff and focus on buil... ooooh, shiny! Size: 5-10 rooms planned. Or endless, it depends on your point of view, really. Privacy: All public, save for Eveline's bedroom.((Which will be hidden, deep, deep in.. well, you'll see.))((deep, deep in a well?))((Well, well, well.))((Wella-bella-ding-dong?))((Rhama-lama.. Llamas!)) About: ---- ====Crow Bar=== Owned by: [[Skoddy | Hooligan Skoddy]] Location: One click NE of AceHigh (11,31) Status: Complete more or less Size: 8 rooms Privacy: Open for public (except Wine Cellar) About: ---- ==== Darla's Sweet Dreams ===== Location: (8,18) Owned by: Darla Dean Status: Come on in Size: Currently, a parlor and private bedroom. More will be coming. Privacy status: Open, except for DD's bedroom. There's a spare single bed in the living room, if you need a rest. About: ---- ====The Draggin' Ass==== Owned by: [[Rohvannyc]] Location: (11,14) Three clicks south and one east of Squat Hole, three north and two west of Improbable Central. Status: Can a heap of tyres really be considered complete? Size: One main room, a truly wretched loo, a basement, and some other areas to explore. Privacy: Open to the public, but do you really want to enter? Infested by Squats. A tribute to a place that used to be there. Beware of the Cheese Ninja. ---- ====The Dragon==== Owned by: [[Rohvannyc]] Location: (11,6) One click north of NewHome. Status: Complete, but beds are still being added as possible. Donations welcome. Occasional story updates. Size: 2 rooms, a bar and a bunkroom. Privacy: Entirely open to the public. This is a gift from me to the Island and especially to newbs having trouble finding a bed. ---- ====Duck Manor==== Owned by: [[Akogi | Improbable Leprechaun Akogi]] Location: Two klicks SW of CC404 (20,36) Status: Ducks are waddling towards the entrance so, completed? Size: Unknown, The manor is built inside the mountain range Privacy: Only members and applicants of the QQQ clan have been seen to enter the place, so semi-private. ((This is now officialy a [[lie]])) About: ---- ====Dunkillin==== Location: (26,17) Owned by: [[Cousjava]] Status: Under Construction Size: Unknown, as under construction Privacy status: Currently completely open. Some private rooms may get added later. About: ---- ====Dugout==== Owned by: Kash Location: 11,33 (3 N, 1 E of Ace High) Status: Open and always growing. Size: Nine rooms and two almost complete; always growing, generally in a very grand manner. Privacy: Out of the way and hidden in the underbrush, but currently unlocked. Serves primarily as a private dwelling and refuge. About: ---- ====Fallen Tree==== Owned by: Disva Location: 6,15 (2E of NP) Status: Feature complete. Size: Eight/Sixteen rooms, depending on Mementos acquired... Privacy: Open too all! But get ready to solve a few simple puzzles to get into all the rooms! About: A hideaway for a visitor. Four mementos are hidden within it for those with the wit to find their way through! Two more mementos are given out by the owners, and unlock eight more rooms! ---- ====Festering Swamps Karaoke Bar==== Owned by: [[Denealus]] Location: (13,22) Status: Framework complete. There's a suggestions page to write suggestions for randomized pages IC. Size: 7 rooms. Privacy: Open to the public. About: Pleasantville's unofficially official bar. Come for the ambiance. Stay for the poetry. Run away screaming from the poetry. ---- ====Fort Black==== Owned by: Dreadder Location: 10,6 (NW of New Home) Status: Open and expanding. Fort Dread's twin. Size: Couple of rooms, plenty of sleeping places and a few beds. Privacy: Completely open. Guests are free to use the beds in Barracks (presuming they follow the rules posted there), but are asked to leave Dreadder's own bed in his quarters alone. About: ---- ====Fort Dread==== Owned by: Dreadder Location: 9,15 (SSW of Squat Hole) Status: Open and expanding. Fort Black's twin. Size: Couple of rooms, plenty of sleeping places and quite few beds. Privacy: Completely open. Guests are free to use the beds in Barracks (presuming they follow the rules posted there), but are asked to leave Dreadder's own bed in his quarters alone. About: ---- ====Fox's Beachside Pies==== Owned by: FoxKelfonne Location: Beachside, NE of Kittania Status: Expanding Size: Front Counter is done, adding on a deck. Privacy: Free for all to come and enjoy some pie! About: ---- ====The Freestone Quarry==== Owned by: Awesome Fred Location: One klick west of CC404 Status: Digging down layers superfluously, effectively finished. Size: The main room is the only one that matters, and there there are 6-8 10% stam beds. Privacy: It's meant for anyone to use. About: ---- ==== The Bingo Hall, Dunbernarding Wing ==== Location: One klick due north of IC Owned By: <[[GERM]]> **Dunbernarding Tourist Information** //Come to beautiful Dunbernarding; a great place to visit and you won't be able to leave// Whether you're a high powered businessman who just loves meetings (and of course a world-class assortment of biscuits); a dizzy woman who just loves to shop; an elderly and decrepit couple who just love to swing; why! There's something for everyone here! Come and sample our great food in one of our bars, or even in the cafe; come and dance the night away in our magnificent ballroom; visit the peaceful loveliness of the local village or sail a pedalo around our enormous man-made loch. No matter if you're overweight or too skinny; no matter if you're even a mutant* you'll be welcomed with open arms** by our friendly, professional and cheerful*** staff members/ We have won awards for our stately home; Island Vogue Magazine described it as "A bloody.. .(marvel). The architect must have been quite.. .(visionary). We spent a very happy couple of hours trying to find the exit." Not to mention our grounds! These beautiful and well manicured facilities mean that you can come and partake of all the fun of the fair! Or perhaps you're more keen on real ale, or the latest arts and crafts or even the latest thrilling fun rides!? What about spending long, leisurely afternoons in our maze; or go and heavy pet some animals or even bees? No matter what peculiar tastes and predilections you may have, you can find a willing hand, a new friend, or even branded latex gloves here at Dunbernarding. And! If you're looking for a certain someone, they may be in our extensive tunnel network, hiding. **Competitive rates available on all our rooms (except Phyllis' suite)** Children and pets welcomed. Why not speak with one of our friendly call handlers to discuss your special needs, they'll be sure to lend a sympathetic ear! NB We cannot accomodate children as pets. E&OE * Squats not welcome * Arms or testicles tentacles * We cannot be held responsible for depressed staff members * ditto ---- ====The Hanger==== Owned by: [[G_rock]] Location: (22,21) Status: In progress ((Stalled temporarily in favor of work on the [[GERM]] Bingo Hall)) Plot being repurposed, this listing left up for posterity. Size: Three rooms for now, more on the way Privacy: All open, for now. Stop by if you run out of gas between 404 and Kitt. About: ---- ====The Helleborean House of Oddities==== Owned by: [[Miss_Hellebore|Miss Hellebore]] Location: (11, 10) Status: Nearly completed. Size: Lucky Number Thirteen Privacy: Locked doors imply exhibits not ready to be revealed. Whilst trying to build something fun and irreverent and //sensible//, the HHO has slowly emerged and improbabled and has now shown itself to be anything but. Proceed with caution. ---- ==== House of Conchor ==== Location: Somewhere north-east of Kittania Owned by: Connor O'Chateuy ([[conchor|Conchor]]) Status: In progress Size: N/A Privacy status: Gardens open to all, house is mostly open, although two rooms will not be open to the public About: ---- ====The Hunting Grounds==== Location: In the Jungle Owned by: Chimental Status: It's there. Size: It's basically an ecosystem. In other words, it's big Privacy status: If you find it, and are friends of Chimental, they'll allow you to rest there About: ---- ====The Imaginatorium==== Owned by: Kolojang Location: North East of Improbable Central (14,12) Status: Open to everyone for role-playing fun. New rooms should appear now and then. There is also 40 sleeping spaces available. Size: 20 at opening. Now 25. Privacy Status: Opened to everyone. About: ---- ====Improbable Island Beach Resort==== Location: Due West of NewHome (4,5) South of the Public Library Operated by: Horace the pink-cardigan'd midget Status: Open for business, events, occasions, relaxation and vacations! Size: Sprawling. No kidding, it's pretty big. Privacy status: Open to all ((Except the office. Word has it Horace sleeps there. Do you really want to go in there?)) ((There's also a controlled-access area.)) About: ---- ====Improbable Bordello==== Owned by: [[ByteKing]] and [[Juniper]] with other part owners Location: (18,15)(two clicks northwest of Kittania) Status: Complete: Size: There are for 8 theme rooms, 1 for each race and accommodations for each race's unique 'needs'. Robots, Kittymorphs, Midgets, Humans, zombies, mutants and 1 Familiar room, just for... familiars. There is a party room that can be reserved and decorated to suite a specific need, A fully stocked Medical Clinic for any... Accidents and a Roman Style Bath House that also has a Sauna and Waterfall Pool room. The Upstairs has a fully stocked bar and 'substance' counter, as well as a full kitchen. The stairs continue up to a Roof-top Atrium that is the private room of the Madam and Mistress of the Bordello. Expansions as desired by owners or requested by regulars. Privacy: MOST rooms at the Bordello are open to any being wishing to experience its diverse... pleasures. ---- ====Improbable Island Elephant Sanctuary==== Location: just east of Pleasantville (15, 24) Owned by: Pachyderm Projector Zamboni (CHAOS) Status: Finished. Size: Huge! Pachyderm Protectorate, gift shop, lounge, rec centre and other fun bits. Privacy status: open to all elephants, regardless of colour, creed or trunk size. Oh.. primates also welcome (especially those with peanuts and/or building supplies). About: ---- ====The Improbable Island Free Public Library==== Location: (4, 6) Owned By: Skirling Skidge Status: Not completed Size: The bookshelves want it bigger, the gremlins want it to have more rooms, the presses want everyone to be quiet and stop expecting them to go into the scary indoors place, because they are WILD DADAS DAMMIT. Privacy Status: It does say FREE PUBLIC LIBRARY, you know. About: ---- ====Improbable Island Railway Company==== A number of train stations have appeared on the Island lately. The trains are now running! Locations: * **The Terminus** in the CC404 Scrapyard, right in town, at (22,38). * **Lucky Dip Station** in AceHigh, right in town, at (10,30). * **Pleasantville Station**, in Pleasantville, right in town, at (14,24).((What?? It was always here! What are you babbling about - train stations don't just pick up one day and hike a kilometer into town to claim some bloody vacant lot.)) * **West Skronky Siding**, 2 klicks west of Squat Hole on the nearest solid ground at (8,17) * **Necropolis Station** in New Pittsburgh, right in town at (4,15). * **Main Street Station** in NewHome, right in town at (11,5). * **Nepeta Halt**, 1 klick south-east of Kittania, at (21,12). * **Grand Concourse East**, 1 klick east on the outskirts of Improbable Central at (14,11). Owned by: The Improbable Island Railway Company((Which may or may not be a joint venture between Elias and Count Sessine.)). Status: Apparently complete. Size: Various. Privacy Status: Open to the Public. About: ---- ====Improbable Island Ski Lodge and Resort==== Location: South-southwest of CyberCity404 (21,36) at the mountain's peak Operated by: Horace the pink-cardigan'd midget (Yes, him again) Status: Open for business Size: One large main room, two semi-private suites and one office. Privacy status: Open to all((Except the office. Word has it Horace sleeps there. Do you really want to go in there?)) About: ---- ====Improbable Island Weather Station==== Location: (23,20), Northeast of Kittania Owned by: [[Xith]], but created with help from several people. Status: Still under construction. Size: Only one room so far, but going to add more for different functions. Privacy Status: Open to the public, but when the Office section is constructed, it will be a private section. About: ---- ====Improbable Towers Apartment Complex==== Location: just east of Improbable Central (11,24) Owned by: [[Ninja Waffles]] Status: Under Construction Rooms: 25/463(planned) Privacy: Open to public keys and will be issued to apartment owners upon request and availability of doing so. Improbable Towers apartment Complex is a 100 4 room apartment complex all apartments are first come first serve basis, and will be handled through player [[Ninja Waffles]] via distractions. Rooms that will be inaccessible to the public are the maintenance rooms, and at owners wishes their apartments when keys are issued. About: ---- ====Industrial Factory==== Location: one klick west, four klicks southwest of CC404 (17,34) Owned by: Arthur Dent Status: Work in progress. Size: three rooms at present. Privacy status: Open to the public. About: ---- ==== KIND Tower ==== Location: (14,8): crossroads between NH, IC and KT Owned by: [[KIND]] clan ([[dramatis_personae#buddleia|Buddleia]]) Status: Complete. Some decoration to finish. Size: 53 rooms as of May 2011. Privacy status: All welcome! Only unfinished rooms are locked. Extensive gardens, adventure playground, common room and bar, information desk, guest rooms and dormitory with beds. About: ---- ====The Shack==== Location: Kittania (20, 13) Owned by: *ehem* Status: In progress. Many, many single beds. Size: As big as it needs to be. Privacy Status: Generally open to public. Exceptions are rooms owned by other players.((Such as GhostFace Koalah, Cassidy, Sneaky...)) About: ---- ====Ko's Ducttapery==== Location: Two clicks south west of Kittania (18,11) Owned by: Kolojang Status: Done, but in need of a good gremlin scrubbing. Size: 10 rooms, with only 5 room accessible to the public. Privacy Status: All are welcome for their duct tape needs. About: ---- ====Kolojang's Research Institute for Sanity==== Location: Two clicks south west of Kittania (18,11) Owned by: Kolojang Status: In rewriting phase of certain of the rooms. Size: 18 rooms, including hallways and inaccessible areas. Privacy Status: Open to the public, with a few rooms locked. About: ---- ====The Laughing Spade==== Location: Not far from Pleasantville (9,22) Owned By: Silcatra Status: Open, operational, and may be expanding if we get enough suggestions. Size: Eighteen areas open to the public, four sleeping spaces in the Visitors' Center. Rides include two roller coasters, a centrifuge, a plunge, a ferris wheel, a carousel, and bumper cars. There are also paddle boats and a zoo back behind the Amphitheater. Contact Silcatra if you want to book the Amphitheater or any amusement park event that would require re-decorating. Privacy: Everything but the back office open to the public, and everyone is more than welcome. About: ---- ==== The Lighthouse ==== Location: Farthest southwestern point of the Island (3,3) Owned by: [[sydney_fletcher|Sydney Fletcher]] Status: Operational Size: Two rooms and the tower Privacy Status: Open About: ---- ====The Lucky Dip==== Location: (10,30) AceHigh Owned by: Elias Status: Currently deserted Size: Who knows? There's a surgery, a train station.. and, of course, brightly wrapped treasures. But what's behind those two locked doors? Privacy status: Open. About: ---- ====Map Shack==== Location: 2 clicks E of Kittania. (22,13) Owned by: Improbable Cartographer Syd Lexic Status: Fixed map links with shiny new won't-expire URL shorteners. The maps themselves, however, are slightly out of date.((Can they tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?)) Size: Two rooms Privacy: Open, eventually at least one locked room. About: ---- ====Le Miroir Aux Alouettes==== Owned by: [[Sicpuess]] Location: Two klicks NW of IC (11,13) Status: Does as the trees do. Size: Consists, so far, of one single room. Perceived size may vary. Privacy: Open and welcoming. Individual rooms may on occasion be locked though. Do not think of epilepsy. About: ---- ====The Narrator's Sanctum (Eventually)==== Owned by: [[Kuroiten]] Location: 3 kliks South, 1 klik East of Improbable Central, or 3 kliks Northeast of NewHome (14,8) Status: Currently under construction, as the Narrator took a nap when the transition between Dwellings and Places occurred Size: A work in progress, so zero? Privacy: The owner recommends the wearing of hard hats and safety goggles when entering the work-zone. About: ---- ====Official Test Kitchen==== Owned by: Micha Location: (9,15) Status: Mostly finished, but whims strike to expand at times. Size: Main Kitchen, Micha's Bedroom, Micha's Office, The Attic, The Greenhouse, the Dining Room, Back Garden (with hot tub!), Job's Yurt, The Distillery. Privacy: Please stop by! Everything is open and free to the public. (Except Micha's actual bed, unless //invited.//) About: ---- ====Obsidian Spire==== Owned by: [[Rohvannyc]] Location: (14/37) The right "ear" of the Island. Status: Mostly complete, though additions may come. Size: Many rooms, constantly being added to. There is a main facility, a lift, and a separate exploration area, and even some branching storylines to explore. Privacy: Open to the public but some parts are harder to get to than others. ====Outpost Reclamation Facility==== Location: (22,37), just south of Cyber City 404 Owned by: [[Nekops]] Status: Complete, unfurnished. Size: 5 rooms, no beds. So far. Privacy status: Open to the public, with the exception of the Master Bedroom. Weapon systems require a key to operate. About: ---- ====Pirate Bay Bungalow==== Location: Northeast of Kittania on the beach (23:15) Owned by: That Old Bastard Zpatula Status: completed Size: one room, two beds Privacy status: open to all - but I may kick you out if I need a bed. About: ---- ====Port Foley (And associate PRAT Locales on this square)==== Location: Northwest of NewHome (6,7) Owned by: [[Carlynne| Pirate Queen Carlynne]] Status: Done enough for visitors! Size: It is an entire town. It's //huge//. Not to mention there's a boat and stuff. Privacy status: Open to all, treat it like an outpost! Except The Jackalope and Jacques' Mansion. Treat those like houses. About: Port Foley is like a satirical reflection of our beloved outposts. Something a bit darker and stickier than what you're used to, with a bunch of NPCs and time-based stores. The Jackalope is PRAT's headquarters, feel free to poke around but I(Carlynne) would really like some notice if you'd like to write there. ---- ====Public Beach==== Location: 23,4 (South eastern corner of the Island) Owned by: Kolojang Status: Beach area finished. Other construction project in writing phase. Size: 40 so far, with more probably being added as descriptions get written. Privacy Status: The beach area is opened to all, along with the Sushi Shack and a swimming area. The rest is locked as it is getting finished. About: ---- ====Rapscallion Prime==== Location: Northwest of Pleasantville and southeast of AceHigh (13,28) Owned by: Mogar Status: Additions are underway, help is appreciated. Size: Oh my, lots. Privacy status: Open to everyone, except Mogar's bedroom. But there's one for guests. While it's under construction, it's also a bit closed for a short while. About: ---- ====The Restaurant==== Location: Four klicks east of Improbable Central (17,11) Owned by: [[Johnson]] and [[Harbin]], who are both obviously Awesomesauce. Status: Waiting on a menu before officially opening. Unofficially free to all comers who want to tramp through and feed their faces with strange things. Eyeballs have been served, as well as pies, tea and full-blown roast meals. And porridge. And //really good// coffee. Size: The size of a restaurant. A good one. With an enormous brick oven and odd bookshelves and streams and beehives and an outhouse and a velociraptor cage. May be larger on the inside than it is on the outside.((See: [[TARDIS]].)) Privacy status: Everyone's thoroughly welcome. It's a restaurant, after all. About: ---- ====Rohvannyc's Tree==== Also known as "Tree of Rohvannyc" Location: Two spaces north of Kittania (20, 15) Owned by: [[Rohvannyc]] Status: Complete. Size: 3 rooms so far, plus a nest, a cave system, and a desert area. There is a nest in the top of the tree, and recently a Portal has opened to... somewhere. Basement Cat supervises all construction. Privacy status: The main room (Treetop Flet) is open for any and all to sleep, chat, whatever. Raven's Roost is open too but no beds there yet. Visitors are very welcome, even if you need to log out for a day or two. Any polite conversation is welcome, raunchy or not. The beds are rather basic but comfortable. For more information, see [[Rohvannyc's Tree]]. ---- ====Rosethorne Cottage==== Location: South of Kittanies seeing things they shouldn't. ---- ==== a(20,12) Owned by: [[Ninja Waffles]] Status: 4/5 rooms completed Size: 5 rooms Privacy Status: Gardens are open to public while the rest of the house is being built. Will include 1st floor Water Closet Second Floor Bedroom and closet. About: ---- ====Sand Castle Hendrix==== Location: Southeast of Kittania (23,11) Owned by: [[Teh Dave]] and [[Ari]] Status: Complete unless we get a fit of inspiration. Size: Entrance and 27 Rooms Bigger than any other Sand Castle you've ever seen. Plus Surrealism and Silliness in the basement. And a few outbuildings. Privacy status: Mostly open to everyone, there's several Guest bedrooms, most of them with furniture. The guest house consists entirely of single beds disguised to look like rooms, so feel free to swing by and have a nap. About: ---- ====The Sauna==== Location: A little southwest of CC404 Owned by: Sloth Status: Open, currently finished. Though only until he thinks of something else to add. Size: Big enough for now. The sauna is only one room, the attached Chalet has more than that. Privacy status: Open to all. Well, there's probably one locked room. About: ---- ====SAVOR Airship, The==== Location: Southeast of Improbable Central (7,16) Owned by: [[Makiwa]], [[Silas]], [[Trowa]] Status: Currently unfinished, but finished enough for exploration's sake. It's functional, just not complete. Size: 24 rooms (more to be added) Privacy Status: Open, though some personal rooms are private. About: ---- ====The Scrapyard==== Location: (22,38) at Cyber City 404 Owned by: Count Sessine Status: Finished for now. More later. Privacy Status: The Yard and the Barbetraption are open to all. The Abandoned Jet Trainer is locked; The Terminus is now open. About: ---- ====Si Rios Springs==== Location: (19,8) Owned by: [[Kolojang]] Status: Stable. Size: Decent sized player outpost Privacy status: Almost entirely unlocked. Considering that many businesses and homes in Si Rios are 'owned' by players, most locked rooms are up to them. Notes: Feel free to contact Kolojang or Rosemoo for information regarding adding your own house or business to our outpost. Be sure to visit first and see if the current vogue suits you. ---- ====Skronky Top Secret HQ==== Location: (8,15) Owned by: [[who_s_who_in_squathole|The Skronky Clan]] Status: Incomplete Size: Front yard and two rooms. Privacy status: Yu wunt tu tug Skronky's beards in thur den? We cutch enywun in HQ, //thurs truble.// Skronkys dunt take cindly tu people tryin tu thieve thur fleas and thur rats. We'll luck it if we cun ever get thu luck to wurk. About: ---- ====Smoke and Leaves==== Location: (16,3) Owned by: Noir Villain Toryn Status: Partially Complete Size: 11 Rooms and Counting Privacy Status: Mostly open to the public. Currently features a hookah bar and tea house, hot springs, and several lovely guest rooms. About: ---- ====The Smoking Windmill==== Location: (15,9) Owned by: FNORD Status: permanently under construction Size: 80 rooms and counting. Privacy status: Almost all finished rooms/sections are open to all. When a room is closed it usually means it's not decorated yet, and you can come back later if you want to see how it turned out. About: ---- ====Snow Fort==== Owned by: [[Denealus]] Location: (20,36) Status: Work-in-Progress. Complete enough to explore, but still has several areas to be built upon. Suggestions welcome! Size: 10 rooms //usually// available. Although careful to get lost on a snowy day... Privacy: Totally open to the public. About: Up near the mountains of Cyber City 404, a group of snowmen defend their fort against the assault of the Penguin and Polar menace. A lost fortress hidden amongst the snow drifts. ---- ====Soup and Pants==== Location: 345 March Street, Improbable Central (13,11) Owned by: Escemfer (officially) and Tyr (claim) Status: Under construction Size: Huge main room (planning on 20+ floor spots) and a small back room Privacy status: Open to all. Serves as a charity kitchen to feed, clothe, wash, and shelter Rookies and clanless contestants. About: ---- ====SPICE Tower==== Location: On the NE trail between NewHome & Kittania (17,10) Owned by: Indika Status: Third wave of construction complete. Fourth wave ongoing. Size: 88+ rooms at the present time. Privacy status: Open to all. Intended as a clan headquarters. The biggest sleeping area is the Terraced Garden, which is intended for the public, and members of the [[SWEET Network]]. Overall sleeping capacity is in excess of 80 spaces. Look for the Dormitory, the Dog House, and if you're adventurous, the Marine Barracks if you can't find a spot in the Terraced Garden. Features include an Armory with weapon testing chambers, some very interesting labs, a pleasant Ball Room and Dining Hall, and many, many, other features. Climb to the roof to enjoy our Tiki Bar. Or drive yourself crazy trying to unlock the Tower's many secrets. ---- ====Stone Hut==== Location: One square East of New Pittsburgh (5,15) Owned by: Vahelle Status: Under construction, but functional. The main rooms have been built, everything else is just expansion. Size: Bigger on the inside. 15+ rooms, currently. Privacy status: Open to all. The only rooms that are locked are the ones still under construction. Visitors are very welcome, whether they want to take a bed for the night, explore or use some rooms for RP. (please avoid ERP, though) There's a single bed in the front room, and six single beds and a double bed in the Restroom. Please note that the house is, in-Story, sentient (like a benevolent, clipped-claws-and-wings version of the Drive) and will not brook vandalism or violence. Also for Story purposes: the rooms are reconstructions, not portals, made by the house warping reality within itself. See the Interface for a petulant explanation, if you will. ---- ====SUGAR Bowl==== Location: Just south of Kittania (20,12) Owned by: Clan SUGAR - The Bureau of Improbability Generation Status: Ground broken. Exterior facade up. Size: Unknown, even to the Clan. Privacy status: Some public rooms, open to all. Public sleeping areas will be available. Most rooms will be private. Notes: Steaks in Kittania one klik north; Nepeta Halt rail station one klik east. ---- ====The Swamp==== Location: The beaches south of NewHome Owned by: [[SinkOrSwim]] Status: Still being built, slowly. Size: Small. But getting gradually bigger. Privacy status: The majority of the house will be publicly accessible. One will be private. One will be opened only on special occasions. Fuller desription: [[the_swamp|Here]] ---- ====Temple of Waffles==== Location: 3 south of CC4040 one West(21,35) Owned by: [[Ninja Waffles]] Status: Under construction Size: N/A Privacy Status: Open to public, except one room will be private: High Priest Quarters. About: ---- ====Thistlewhite Manor==== Location: New Pittsburgh (4,15) Owned by: The Late Thistlewhite Family, estate settlement pending since 1904 Status: Perennially Incomplete Size: Medium/Big Privacy status: Rooms may be closed periodically for reconfiguration. About: ---- ==== Trickster's Rest ===== Location: Due south of Aces High (10,29) Owned by: Darla Dean Status: Always under construction Size: Currently, a sun room, parlor, (private) bedroom, and spare room. Privacy status: Open, except for DD's bedroom. There's a couch and a folding bed. Come on in and take a load off. About: ---- ====Twisted Spoon==== Location: (13,11) at Improbable Central Owned by: Count Sessine Status: Still expanding. Size: A modest but comfortable dwelling. Privacy status: Anyone is welcome to drop by the Living Room and the Guest Room. (Apologies, but the closet door in the Guest Room seems to be stuck.)((Skeleton stuck behind it, Sessine?)) About: ---- ==== The Tea House ==== Location: (15,5) Owned By: [[dirk_vanderhuge|Dirk]] and Molly Vanderhuge. Status: Comfortably complete. Size: A good sized home with guest rooms upstairs. Privacy status: Guests welcome and appreciated. If it's not locked, you can go there. If you just want to look around, drop us a note in banter that you came by. ---- ====The Warehouse==== Location: CC404 Owned by: Marly and Ebenezer((You mean "Ebenezer and Marly" in that order, thank you very much!))((Yes, exactly that. What you said. "Marly and Ebenezer." My apologies, I'll go fix it directly.)) Status: Under construction, perhaps eternally so. Size: Big enough. (For now.) Privacy status: Living quarters open to all. It'll perform the same function that Soup and Pants does, minus the charity and that warm fuzzy feeling. About: ---- ====The Underground Facility==== Location: (16,28) Owned by: [[jay_chaos|Jay Chaos]] Status: Under construction. Size: Unknown. Privacy status: Being a secret laboratory, it's pretty much closed to all but owner and minions/workers. About: ---- ====The Supply Crate==== Location: (17,33) Owned by: Maniak. Status: About half finished at the moment. Size: ~20 rooms currently decorated and open. Privacy status: Locked doors means undecorated. All will be open eventually. About: =====Unnamed Real Estate===== ====None yet==== Location: (19, 39) Owned by: [[Aeridus]] Status: Stones done, working on logs Size: None yet Privacy status: Undecided ====None yet==== Location: New Pittsburgh (4,15) Owned by: [[Combat Magician Komppa]] Status: Incomplete Size: Currently two rooms, expanding Privacy status: Entrance room open. ====None yet==== Location: (7,14) Owned by: [[General Crepe]]