====== Races ======
Improbable Island has many races, each with it's own unique attributes. Below is a list of Races that have been spotted on the Island. Some of these races are better documented than others, as some are quite rare. Due to rampant Improbability on the Island, several unique creatures exist. Please note that the definition of races do not include these evolutionary failures, unless there is a sufficiently large enough gene pool to guarantee continued survival of the species.
===== Past =====

  *[[Gobot|Gobots]]
  *<del>Sentinels</del> 
  *[[Mystics]]
  *[[Horrid Gelatinous Blob|Horrid Gelatinous Blobs]]
  *FoeBots((before they went... [[down_below|off]]))

===== Present =====
==Immediately Available==  
  *<del>[[Newbies]]</del> [[Human|Humans]]

==Unlocked after 1 DK.==
  *[[Zombie|Zombies]] 

  *[[Kittymorph|Kittymorphs]]

==Unlocked after 3 DKs.==

  *[[Squat|Squats]]

==Unlocked after 5 DKs.==

  *[[Mutant|Mutants]]

==Unlocked after 7 or 8 DKs.==
((What exactly does //7 or 8// mean here?))((Good question! We don't know, or care!))
  *[[Robot|Robots]]

==Unlocked after 12 DKs.==

  *[[Jokers]]

==Unlocked after a bunch of DKs.==

These contestants have been so infused with Improbability, even their narrators have become infected.

  *[[Useless Piece of Meat|Useless Pieces of Meat]]

  *[[awannabe|Awannabes]]

  *[[Batman]]

  *[[GERM|Semi-Annual GERM Soapbox Derby]]((Don't bother entering, Calliaphone will win.))((Mainly because each and every other GERMan routinely gets disqualified for use of illegal technology and/or modifications.))

  *[[Jokermorph|Jokermorphs]]

  *[[Kittenmorph|Kittenmorph]]

  *[[Gypsymorph|Gypsymorphs]]

  *[[The Cheshire Cats|Cheshires]]

  *[[zolotisty|Z]] ((Or [[Zoinks|Z]]))((Or even [[Zombie|Z]]! (Not really.) ))


=====Future=====

  *[[The Watcher on Strangers|Strangers?]]

  *[[Quite a strange meeting|Strangers!]]

  *[[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=21813|Strangers,]]

  *[[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/article.php?story=20110125073527233|Strangers.]]
  
  *Dancers

=====Stats=====

An approximation to the bonuses and penalties each race has can be found in [[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApckCvdOiy4rdGJJZjFva2ZQUm9BWFZSZnlQcnVJT1E| this link.]]

Or, as a Rookie helpfully summarised it for all those to lazy to study further : "Zobbies got Om Nom, Mutants have Rawr, Robots have Beep-Boop, Squats have Impotent Rage, Jokers have WTF, Humans have boringness and Kittehs have Floof and Claws."