====== The Prancing SpiderKitty ======
Part inn and part tavern, this pub is one of the crown jewels of [[Improbable_Central|the city]]'s social life.  Here [[you]]'ll find a veritable Who's Who of the city's nightlife:  [[Fickle Wench|Emily]] the Serving Wench, [[that spoony bard|Seth]] the Bard, [[Dan]]((DAMN YOU)) the Bartender, [[lie|Dag]] the Bounty Hunter.  Looking for a quiet, safe place to spend the night?  Ask for a room.  Looking to get married without the nuisance of finding another [[contestant]] who will agree, much less the cost of making the trip to [[Kittania]] and buying a ring?  Ask [[fickle wench|Emily]] or [[that spoony bard|Seth]].((They're desperate to please. ;-) ))  Looking for a refreshing pitcher of ale, or the latest [[rumor|rumors]], or are you interested in winning the lottery?  Talk to [[Dan]].((Word is, Dan can also be bribed, but we are too polite to ask about such things for this guide.  Taking bribes is wrong.))  [[You]] can also talk to [[lie|Dag]] about the latest bounty list or place a bounty on someone [[you]] want to see roughed up but are too chicken to do yourself((Like that ex of yours.)).  Feeling [[luck|lucky]]?  Try [[you|your]] luck at the [[Bandit|Baccy Bandit]].  There's lots to see and do at the Prancing SpiderKitty, so be sure to spend some time looking around and come back often.((and get drunk. Very drunk.))

Dan serves a variety of drinks, but by far the best one is the [[Gargleblaster]].