**Pleasantville**

-Thought up and sung by the [[Chimental]] Choir.((Which consists of creatures that only //think// they can sing.)) \\

-Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's 'Margaritaville.' \\




Sitting on my ass \\
Watching the freaks pass \\
Eating this steak that grew a few legs \\
Oh sure, the meat's pasty \\
And not very tasty \\
But better than New Pittsburgh's Brain and Eggs. \\



Wasting the whole week here down here in Pleasantville \\
Looking for some monster Dan wants me to halt \\
Some people say that there's a Watcher to blame \\
But I know It's Horatio's fault \\


Their faces make me sick \\
But they're quite domestic \\
But there's this one mutant that's big as a house \\
You better be wary \\
He's way more than scary \\
Cause with one swipe, he'll squash you like a louse \\


Wasting the whole week here down here in Pleasantville \\
Looking for some monster Dan wants me to halt \\
Some people say that there's a Watcher to blame \\
But I know It's Horatio's fault \\


'To the Jungle!' you'll yell\\
To find a hound from hell\\
Break a rib fighting an undead goat\\
But before you find it\\
Better use a medkit\\
Or else you'll end up on the ol' Failboat\\


Wasting the whole week here down here in Pleasantville\\
Looking for some monster Dan wants me to halt\\
Some people say that there's a Watcher to blame\\
But I know It's Horatio's fault\\
Yes some people say that there's a Watcher to blame\\
And I know It's Horatio's fault\\