The only known ninja on the island is [[JesusthePirateNinja]], there may be other ninja((The plural of ninja is, oddly enough, ninja. Unless you're talking about the ones from Spain who serve Vega, which are, indeed, ninjas.)) in hiding. Rumors persist of an [[Count of Saint Germain|alchemist]]((He does not appear to have the [[Philosopher's Stone]], or else isn't telling us where he hid it.  Perhaps he ate it.  I hear they're quite tasty.  But few have tried to cut him open and lived.)) who is the nemesis of all ninja.