====== NewHome Is Full of Noobs ======
===== Lyrics =====
You might start off as a man ((Or a woman. Or a neuter. Or a hermaphrodite. Or a transgendered left-handed Serbian lawn bowler. The [[improbability_drive|Drive]] doesn't care, it [[death|kills]] everyone.)),\\
But you fight just as hard as you can,\\
Run into the jungle, you fight and you fumble, and try to avoid getting baaaa-aaaanned!((Oh, fear the banhammer. It's coming for you.))\\

Then later you get blown to bits,\\
And you wake up with two extra *ahem*,\\
All the possibilities of Improbability force their way into your bits!\\

But [[NewHome]] is full ((But there's always room for more, and you get Donator Points for selling out your friends!)) of noobs!\\
YES, NewHome is full of noobs!\\
Don't taunt them too much,\\
'cause you were once such,\\
And you were one hell of a rube,((SO true))\\
SO! NewHome is full of noobs,\\
WOO! NewHome is full of noobs!\\
One day they'll be strong,\\
And it won't take too long,\\
And then they'll come looking for YOU! ((And it won't be to sell you Hedgepus Scout Cookies, either, bucko.))

===== Listen =====
Thanks in part to a [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=monthly_competitions#october_2008_-_the_newhome_is_for_noobs_song_contest_aka_the_drunken_karaoke_contest|contest]], there are many versions of this song one can enjoy.
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=2008101223483497|Max Dougwell's Rendition]] (some sort of electronic nonsense)
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20081013232039768|Icterid's version]] (recorded live at the Prancing SpiderKitty)
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20081023060736915|NewHome - The Network Mix]] (electronic instrumental, by Sessine)
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?&s=20081024013821590|NewHome and the wizened old woman]] (old woman vocals, by Sessine)
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20081024200351432|The NewHome Theme, in the spirit of William Shatner]] (soars like a majestic albatross, by Zolotisty)
  *  [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20081029231445238|Wizened Old Woman / Network Remix]] (and ungodly combination of Sessine's previous works, by Sessine and Icterid)
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/orig/1/1_newhome_noobs.mp3|NewHome is full of Noobs by The Immortal Count of Saint Germain]] (for some reason the [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20081031215115642|gallery page]] for this song malfunctions and will not play it)
  * [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20111105223219205|Laplacy's Version]] (with piano)