Newbies, aka newblets.((Okay, 'new contestants'))  Cute little newblets. They are bred and grown outside of the [[Improbable Island|Island]] where the [[Improbability Drive]] cannot reach them. When they are fully matured((Usually. At least that's how it's supposed to be.)), the newblets are hand-picked and brought to the Island to be tenderized and marinated just the way the Improbability Drive likes them, given an [[implants|implant]] for seasoning, and let loose in the [[Outposts]] to find their own way around -- until the Drive finds them.  For, you see, newblets are the Improbability Drive's main food source.((They are also a favorite snack of [[The Jerkymaster]].)) Their flesh is usually very tender, and fit in almost any meal.((Apart from vegetarian sushi, for obvious reasons. The taste of idiocy doesn't go well with the cucumber.))

Newbies are also part of the [[Newbie Menace]], though [[rumor|rumors]] suggest this is not the newbies' fault.