Part of the [[Newbie Menace]]. A being who had just been moved to [[Improbable Island]]. The poor creatures are invariably [[Human]] despite their best intentions.  Successful ones eventually move on, killing the [[Improbability Drive]] and evolving into a higher form(([[Kittymorph]], [[Jokers|Joker]].)), devolving into a lower form (([[Squat]], [[Mutant]].)), or just something else entirely(([[Robot]], [[Gobot]].)).  Some, for unknown reasons, remain Human.  Sometimes these individuals exhibit a natural resistance to [[improbability]], known as [[mundanity]], which could eventually destabilize and destroy the island; they are the true reason that newbies are a menace.