Like the now-destroyed old Pittsburgh, New Pittsburg((It's a good thing we got that mess cleared up. Confuse New Pittsburgh and New Pittsburg, and you might as well have called the Irish British. It's a very commonly made mistake, like switching around [[Improbable Central]] and [[Improbable City]].)) is filled with people - as far as the eye can seen, happy, ice cream-eating person after person.  As the center of the Island's tourist population, New Pittsburg carries a distinct smell of sand, surf, and the neighborhood shaved ice emporiums.  

Aside from the annual barbecue festival, there's much to recommend New Pittsburg itself, including the surrounding area is a scenic vista of breath-taking  deserts.  Located to the west of [[Improbable Central]], New Pittsburg is surrounded on three sides by beaches. This makes it a perfect vacation spot. 

Major attractions in New Pittsburgh include:

  * **The Boardwalk**.

  * **The Pack of Roving Photobooths**.

  * **Te Amusement Park**.

  * **The Olympic-Sized Pool**.

  * **The 18-Hole Golf Course**.

  * **The Best Scuba Diving on the Island**.

  * **Fred's House of KnickKnacks**.

  * **Le Table Exotique** - a fine dining establishment with an unusual menu, featuring ostrich and gazelle as well as offal. They've even served braaaaains!

  * **The Old House** - A plantation-style mansion, offering tours to visitors ready for a break from the sand and the sun.  

Travelers seeking hot, dry climates will be drawn to New Pittsburg, and its exciting cornucopia of entertainment opportunities.