The opposite of [[improbability]]. It is caused by the lack of [[improbability]] that emanates from [[newbies]], and threatens to collide with [[improbability]] and destroy the [[Improbable Island|island]].((For this reason, [[contestant|contestants]] like [[The Jerkymaster]] kill [[newbie|newbies]]))(([[snickerer|Others]] like to fix this by speeding up their exposure to improbability.))((It is widely blamed for [[Snickerer|certain individuals]] being forced to leave the island.)))