====== Mr White and Nerdy ======
A white [[kittymorph]] who works for the [[CIA]], and has a persistent habit((It's just a habit. No need to call it persistent)) of passing out [[Death Note|Death Notes]] and bags of potato chips in the street.((If you have or have ever owned one or both of these items, you have probably seen him)) He also runs a pet shop in the [[Common Ground]] that is hardly ever open.((As such, the shop is not very much seen))((Actually, all it is is a small clearing behind some [[trees]] that has several animals such as [[Trogdor|Trogdors]] and [[Killer Rabbit|Killer Rabbits]] in it))   He tries to answer questions when around and able.

Remarkably straightforward and literal for an inhabitant of the Island, this contestant is therefore one of the more successful((The point of being here is, after all, to combat [[Improbability]].)), and so his lingering infestation with [[meme|mematic]] products of [[Japan|another island]] can be overlooked.((He might have picked it up from the [[Creature from a dodgy anime]].))((Which he didn't, he just happens to come across a lot of [[Death Note|Death Notes]] every single day.))((As for the potato chips, he finds those at random, too.))((Also, the ability to [[death|kill]] a person at will is not to be overlooked. It's very [[srsly|serious]]))
===== Some Other Stuff That Wouldn't Kill You to Know =====
 [[srsly|Seriously]], it won't [[death|kill]] [[you]], just read it!
  * He will not give you a [[Death Note]] if you ask politely((Just wait, and you will eventually get one))
  * He will never say his collection of [[Death Note|Death Notes]] is [[over 9000!]]
  * He is unnaturally [[srsly|serious]].((Don't ask why, he just is))
  * He wants [[req|requisition]] and [[cigs|ciggies]].((Who doesn't?))
  * He owns a [[shack]] in [[Kittania]] known as [[The Common Shack]] or [[The Common Shack|The House of Commons]]
  * As of late, he has had to undergo a deep [[sleep]]((Of about 5 days a week)) in which his [[soul]] travels into [[reality]] for unknown purposes.