A thing upon which [[you]] [[fickle wench|r]][[that_spoony_bard|i]][[the_watcher|d]][[watcher|e]]. They grant extra travel, [[jungle]] fights, and other [[buff|buffs]]. Known mounts include: * [[budget horse|Budget Horse]] * [[son of a budget horse|Son of a Budget Horse]]((Not real))((Though not nearly as unreal as [[Grandchildren of Budget Horse]])) * [[Clockwork Stallion]] * Gelding * [[magical mystery meat mount|Magical Mystery Meat Mount]] * Bulldozer * [[kittybike|Three Styles of Kittybike]] * [[Scrambler]] * [[spiderkitty|Spiderkitty]] * [[Zombie Donkey]]